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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Aug 2017

    Twitter Introduces Red X Mark To Verify Users It’s Okay To Harass http://trib.al/azIFB0b pic.twitter.com/RP1V8LI5yG

    12:01 PM - 12 Aug 2017
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    • Sammy Connor Aaron Maraday Bears are scary, right? Christiana James Fetterley jeff Baby Corn nac
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      2. Adam Singer‏Verified account @AdamSinger 12 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cc @kim you've finally arrived my friend.

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      3. @kim‏Verified account @kim 12 Aug 2017
        Replying to @AdamSinger @TheOnion

        Fletcher Morton 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Andrey Arh-whooooo  🌕 🐺 🔬‏ @aandr314 12 Aug 2017
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        finally

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      1. Dina EK‏ @dinaistweeting 12 Aug 2017
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        I know this is a joke but I feel so bad for poor carmen ☹️

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      1. Count Snaccula‏ @EhEhRon85 12 Aug 2017
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        .I'm pretty sure the donut emoji already serves this purpose.

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      1.  ❄♡☆~Gigi-G~☆♡ ❄‏ @G1G1_G 13 Aug 2017
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        WTAF?! 😨💥

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      1. Lightening_Bolt_Zolt‏ @BitterIntrovert 13 Aug 2017
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        I love how people don't realize that this is basically how the sjw crowd already operates.

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      1. Steve‏ @walshstephen 13 Aug 2017
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        Yeah overuut Thad szhttxce

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      1.  🎃 ⛰️‏ @cidertester 12 Aug 2017
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        Don't give them ideas

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      1. SailorGirl‏ @SailorAileen 12 Aug 2017
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        Of course. Where's yours?

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 12 Aug 2017
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        I remember that Red X Mark from my school days. It was very popular in my School.

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      1. bill maur‏ @rhuycknba 12 Aug 2017
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        🐸

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      1. Lillie‏ @maratagon 12 Aug 2017
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        Reposting?

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      1. AR҉I̵ANARCHIST‏ @ARIANARCHIST 12 Aug 2017
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        gimme one asap

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      1. MackTen‏ @eSportsMonies 12 Aug 2017
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        @RLewisReports :D

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