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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Aug 2017

    "These two-way mirrors allow our premium customers to relish the discomfort of the masses at cramped gates."http://www.theonion.com/article/american-airlines-admirals-club-installs-two-way-m-56545 …

    6:07 AM - 12 Aug 2017
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      1. Royster‏ @MrRoyster 12 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1st class in-flight entertainment: closed-circuit feed into 3" screen in cattle class. Watch them eat cardboard food! More Pinot Noir!

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      1. Michelle Risan‏ @Michelle_Risan 12 Aug 2017
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        @myles_odermann "the masses"

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico 12 Aug 2017
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        Can we give them swords and watch the battle?!

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 12 Aug 2017
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        Surprised they don't have viewing galleries at prisons for the righteous.

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      1. Eliza‏ @IamWeAreAmerica 12 Aug 2017
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        For the people behind the glass, I don't feel angry but sad for them, enjoying someone's esles discomfort and suffering.

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      1. Ralph F Valencic‏ @RValencic 12 Aug 2017
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        The 2% watches the 98% 😁😀😂😎

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 12 Aug 2017
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        With Top Shelf Free Drinks always.

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      1. Human_Lee  🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈‏ @Human_Lee 12 Aug 2017
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        We all have to go to the loo, we all have to eat, we all feel pain, we all die if someone does something bad. #AmericanAirlines #Humans

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 12 Aug 2017
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        Please tell me this is coming to CLT!!!

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob 12 Aug 2017
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        And, the free snacks are great...

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      1. HP‏ @IsidoresDragon 12 Aug 2017
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        Pretty sure several existing airport lounges already have balconies/one-way windows for this sort of thing.

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      1.  🎃 👻space ghoooOOst 👻 🎃‏ @RebelOne08 12 Aug 2017
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        is this real? Because I could see this becoming a thing.

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      1. Sukka Cockatoo‏ @SukkaCockatoo 12 Aug 2017
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        Cramped.yeah.#RETROTONESAPP

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