Please stop reporting real news I don't know what to think anymore
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I believe it! Sometimes I cover my face all togetherpic.twitter.com/n3jxRj5TyK
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Cases of this condition were found to have dramatically increased in January of 2017...pic.twitter.com/qcso10z7p0
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it's not just Americans
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This may be the onion but it's true
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When the Onion speaks the truth



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Emm.. yeah that's actually true :-(
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That's the truth.
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I have a demonic girl whisper it to me whilst pooping. It helps set the scene.
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I have an alcoholic neighbour stand on my porch and scream Fox and Friends headlines at me at 7:00 AM each day.
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I'm so sorry for you.
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@EmceeGoCry this may not be true but it IS how I should read the newsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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It would be funny if it weren't true.
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May as well start reporting the real news. It'll give us hope that some of it might actually be fake.
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Hush hush whisper who dares...........
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@CraigSWells because that's exactly how I read my news - 1 more reply
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