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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Aug 2017

    Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point http://trib.al/gkNUW0g pic.twitter.com/Qsmwm8ZQmR

    5:17 AM - 11 Aug 2017
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    30 replies 1,061 retweets 3,825 likes
      1. indiecindy17‏ @indiecindy171 11 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Of course he's not ready for 3000 children look at all that child support he'd have to pay

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      1. Zia Karim‏ @zkarim 11 Aug 2017
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        She needs to read "What to Expect When You're Expecting"

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      1. Scruffle McDufflebag‏ @Omnistic 11 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion, its 522am in the morning. It is no fucking time to see close ups of gnarly spiders in my still dark room. A pox on all your houses!

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      1. Jaime‏ @jamisar 11 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She's going to have to choose. She can't be good at both, if she doesn't ditch her career she's a horrible spider mom.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 11 Aug 2017
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        On the other hand she can always eat them.

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      1. 2hungry 2talk‏ @kelseyfinlayson 11 Aug 2017
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        me @ marvel

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      1. lambsquarters‏ @alambster 11 Aug 2017
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        Such a creepy picture.

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      1. jeremy‏ @code__brew 11 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whoa, the Onion used a contraction in a headline. About damn time!

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      2. Just a Bot with No Opinion‏ @thundercleaves 11 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KimmeeCee

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      3. kim flores‏ @KimmeeCee 11 Aug 2017
        Replying to @thundercleaves @TheOnion

        I hate you so much right now dude

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      1. Jen‏ @JCEdmund 12 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        Eat half of them, abandon other half. Spider protective services will pick up tab.

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      1. B‏ @Bryan_Infiniti 11 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @EmceeGoCry this makes me wanna know the ppl that work @TheOnion / @ClickHole

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      1. verysleepywolf‏ @verysleepywolf 11 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @conlanpenny

        not in my twitter feed I can't handle that shit

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      1. verysleepywolf‏ @verysleepywolf 11 Aug 2017
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        fuck these fucking enlarged pictures of FUCKING SPIDERS

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      1. Pansy Mcilwain‏ @panzee_mc 11 Aug 2017
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        It's too late to turn back now

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      1. Kool Kid Memes‏ @donttrystealin 11 Aug 2017
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        She's a strong independent woman who don't need no man that's what

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      1. Loretta Barnard‏ @loretta_barnard 11 Aug 2017
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        Check this one out @robertwhyte

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