Of course he's not ready for 3000 children look at all that child support he'd have to pay
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She needs to read "What to Expect When You're Expecting"
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Onion, its 522am in the morning. It is no fucking time to see close ups of gnarly spiders in my still dark room. A pox on all your houses!
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She's going to have to choose. She can't be good at both, if she doesn't ditch her career she's a horrible spider mom.
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On the other hand she can always eat them.
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me @ marvel
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Such a creepy picture.
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Whoa, the Onion used a contraction in a headline. About damn time!
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I hate you so much right now dude
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Eat half of them, abandon other half. Spider protective services will pick up tab.
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@EmceeGoCry this makes me wanna know the ppl that work@TheOnion /@ClickHoleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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not in my twitter feed I can't handle that shit
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fuck these fucking enlarged pictures of FUCKING SPIDERS
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It's too late to turn back now
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She's a strong independent woman who don't need no man that's what
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Check this one out
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