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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Aug 2017

    Man Has Eaten Last 75 Meals Out Of Container Or Carton http://trib.al/cWCEECj pic.twitter.com/6UYWh917fh

    3:56 PM - 10 Aug 2017
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    • Nic Michaels 💀D🕸️rt💀🕷️🎃💀D🕸️ggl🕸️r💀 Hanover Phist G. Parker #JC4PM 𝒥𝒶𝓈𝓂𝒾𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝑔𝒹𝒶𝓃𝓈𝓀𝒾 🐷 Lazy Masseuse Georgie Santos Black Buffalo Bill A
    17 replies 157 retweets 850 likes
      1. Sean Hinds‏ @brohubs 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel like 90% of the onion is autobiographical at this point

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      2. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember those days. I mean this afternoon.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Peter Rabitt‏ @P_Rabitt 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Stevessvt @TheOnion

        Ahh yes, those were the good ol' days. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...

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      1. Christien Murawski‏ @dingus_X 10 Aug 2017
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        Man Unsure Which Containers Go in Recycling Bin

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      1. Grumpy Indy‏ @GrumpyIndy 10 Aug 2017
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        With Trump as president, he's lost the will to boil, strain, and cut food into edible bites.

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      1. games should be played twelve hours a day‏ @RobotJunkyard 10 Aug 2017
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        me irl

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      1. Woot  🚁‏ @WootpoolTheMad 10 Aug 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/KPGPEauSNf

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      1. Nick‏ @nrobinson 10 Aug 2017
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        Dude's using a fork. #uppercrust

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      1. Peter Rabitt‏ @P_Rabitt 10 Aug 2017
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        Considering that his main sources of fiber are random fragments of napkins, wrappers, and bits of styrofoam, he can't afford to stop.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 10 Aug 2017
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        Hello, Hello, Internet.

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      1. Sanju‏ @Only1_Sanjeev 10 Aug 2017
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        Single and lonely

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      1. Honey Bee‏ @usrsclarke25 10 Aug 2017
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        YOU ARE MY HERO. AND IDC IF YOU JUST THOUGHT OF A SANDWICH IN A CONTAINER WHEN I SAID HERO

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      1. C 💩ndid C 🤡mments‏ @practicallia 10 Aug 2017
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        Then he qualifies as Prez apparently...

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      1. jason m.‏ @khammera 10 Aug 2017
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        That's not news, that's a lifestyle

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 10 Aug 2017
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        Is that his hand or is someone hiding behind him. That would change everything.

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey 10 Aug 2017
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        "And Einstein wore the same outfit every day. Consistency. Sign of genius or something, whatever..."

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      1. whatshisdan‏ @whatshisdan28 10 Aug 2017
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        Right.. Is that the 75th photo too?

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 10 Aug 2017
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        Sad

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