I feel like 90% of the onion is autobiographical at this point
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I remember those days. I mean this afternoon.
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Ahh yes, those were the good ol' days. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...
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Man Unsure Which Containers Go in Recycling Bin
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With Trump as president, he's lost the will to boil, strain, and cut food into edible bites.
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Dude's using a fork.
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Considering that his main sources of fiber are random fragments of napkins, wrappers, and bits of styrofoam, he can't afford to stop.
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Hello, Hello, Internet.
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Single and lonely
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YOU ARE MY HERO. AND IDC IF YOU JUST THOUGHT OF A SANDWICH IN A CONTAINER WHEN I SAID HERO
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Then he qualifies as Prez apparently...
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That's not news, that's a lifestyle
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Is that his hand or is someone hiding behind him. That would change everything.
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"And Einstein wore the same outfit every day. Consistency. Sign of genius or something, whatever..."
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Right.. Is that the 75th photo too?
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