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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Aug 2017

      Hillary Clinton Opens New Presidential Library Charting Course Of Purely Theoretical Tenure As Commander In Chief http://trib.al/KVBvk0E pic.twitter.com/qLa0I6XA1d

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Aug 2017

      .@HillaryClinton opened a new presidential library that commemorates the presidency she might have had if elected. http://trib.al/fCJbYYU pic.twitter.com/vZ5hxx9mNq

      9:55 AM - 10 Aug 2017
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      • Anise, Occult P.I., stakin' the forsaken since '87 Feminizzzm Liz Tashakori Arihant Jain Pierre-Simon Laplace bidoof fan 03425 rainersmaria Allen Wilson leo (is an egg)
      5 replies 66 retweets 317 likes
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        2. Jason Haberman‏ @JasonHaberman 10 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @HillaryClinton

          I would bet actual dollars that this gets picked up by some conservative meathead and held up as actual fact. I can't wait to see it.

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        1. Rich‏ @satireandmore 10 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @HillaryClinton

          Hillary could probably find hundreds of suckers to fund such a library.

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        1. TVMWResist‏ @FightBackStrong 10 Aug 2017
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          It will be filled with "Told you so" documents

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        1. Bob Gerstner‏ @BobGerstner1 10 Aug 2017
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          Just in...Election night photo taken shortly after @HillaryClinton learned the results...pic.twitter.com/JLLM5dkqaw

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