Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheOnion's profile
The Onion
The Onion
The Onion
Verified account
@TheOnion

Tweets

The OnionVerified account

@TheOnion

America's Finest News Source.

theonion.com
Joined March 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Aug 2017

    Hillary Clinton Opens New Presidential Library Charting Course Of Purely Theoretical Tenure As Commander In Chief http://trib.al/KVBvk0E pic.twitter.com/qLa0I6XA1d

    4:27 AM - 10 Aug 2017
    • 358 Retweets
    • 1,375 Likes
    • Aaron Label ᏌᏊ ᎠᏥᎸ Valerie Grace Jessica Morgan Janice Loboda BooHoo Alexandre HORY Mukilan Dante DeAnnuntis
    34 replies 358 retweets 1,375 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@HillaryClinton opened a new presidential library that commemorates the presidency she might have had if elected. http://trib.al/fCJbYYU pic.twitter.com/vZ5hxx9mNq

        5 replies 66 retweets 317 likes
      3. Jason Haberman‏ @JasonHaberman 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @HillaryClinton

        I would bet actual dollars that this gets picked up by some conservative meathead and held up as actual fact. I can't wait to see it.

        3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. 1 more reply
      1. Dwight Sproull‏ @DwightSproull 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guided tours only cost $250,000 per hour.

        0 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Todd D Mora‏ @Beef_Critter 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @benshapiro @TheHRH Ok possibly the most spot on satire yet with HRC and her delusions of grandeur.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Dan Carpenter‏ @dandeb71 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Beef_Critter @TheOnion and

        TRUTH!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Remember that time Hillary didn't threaten nuking North Korea? Good times.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Swamp Decrial‏ @swampdecrial 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @AMReese @TheOnion

        Nope, but I remember the time she threatened unleashing cyber warfare on Russia.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @swampdecrial @TheOnion

        You mean the thing we are probably already doing? How about that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Blake‏ @blakefalkldn 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only fiction books, sadly.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Catastoriphic‏ @Catastoriphic 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Second Life: Hillary Alternate Reality Edition

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Larry Beabes‏ @LarryBeabes 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Catastoriphic @qurlyqueue @TheOnion

        A parallel universe!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Carl‏ @dexter111344 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "And on August 4th, 2017, President Hillary Clinton declared it to be 'Obama Day' to commemorate her predecessor's birthday."

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Carl‏ @dexter111344 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @dexter111344 @TheOnion

        "205 days in, and no member of Hillary Clinton's staff or Cabinet had been fired or resigned, but Agriculture Secretary Kathleen Merrigan

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Carl‏ @dexter111344 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @dexter111344 @TheOnion

        did spend a week in the hospital in early June after getting her foot stuck under a tractor during a trip to an Iowan farm."

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. K‏ @Usernamenamerus 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why isn't it ten stories higher you might ask?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. Alex Krakowski‏ @AlexKrakowski 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't you have to be president to open a library about yourself...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Shout it 👇🏿Out  👇🏿‏ @atrueblueaussie 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @70jackjudy

        Never happen Not without another Civil war must be Impeach the Republican PARTY call in civil defence Theyre all complicit aiding abetting.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Ben  🇺🇸 (It’s not Halloween yet)‏ @real_Ben_Turner 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @atrueblueaussie @TheOnion @70jackjudy

        It's a joke.........

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Edward Cao‏ @EdCao123 10 Aug 2017
        Replying to @real_Ben_Turner @NRO_Fan and

        Don't worry, Trumpists are so obsessed with identifying fake news nowadays they can't even see that satirical pieces are jokes lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info