:( @TheOnion: Report: 92% Of Divorced Parents Get Back Together If Children Ask Enough Times http://trib.al/cdY64AO pic.twitter.com/GSmk8UL6uq
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:( @TheOnion: Report: 92% Of Divorced Parents Get Back Together If Children Ask Enough Times http://trib.al/cdY64AO pic.twitter.com/GSmk8UL6uq
Guess I didn't ask enough
I remember asking. I understand my dad's second wife wasn't a big fan of my 3-year-old pleadings. Heh.
No daddy why, please daddy no @AHinesan
Unless, of course, it was their fault.
Haha now this is a savage tweet
Lmao wrecked
Hilarious.
This one's pretty fucked up, guys
My kids were the ones who looked me in the eye and said "Promise me you'll never take Daddy back again!" I kept my promise.
The other 8% either murder their asinine children, or just kill themselves.
Brutal.
I get drunk because you cry so much
Where'd you find this photo? they look like children from children of the corn
Luckily, my girls don't remember us being married so they ask us to get married for the first time, which doesn't count as "back together."
Once in a while, the onion is not funny. This is one of those times.
True story: My parents did because my sister asked them to... they divorced again after she graduated high school. #parentsaredumb
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