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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Aug 2017

    Report: 92% Of Divorced Parents Get Back Together If Children Ask Enough Times http://trib.al/cdY64AO pic.twitter.com/h7FNMVHYdR

    6:19 PM - 9 Aug 2017
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      2. Amber Hunt‏Verified account @ReporterAmber 9 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        :( @TheOnion: Report: 92% Of Divorced Parents Get Back Together If Children Ask Enough Times http://trib.al/cdY64AO pic.twitter.com/GSmk8UL6uq

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Garrett Grimm‏ @grimmdude 9 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ReporterAmber @TheOnion

        Guess I didn't ask enough

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      4. Amber Hunt‏Verified account @ReporterAmber 9 Aug 2017
        Replying to @grimmdude

        I remember asking. I understand my dad's second wife wasn't a big fan of my 3-year-old pleadings. Heh.

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      1. Megyagiiii‏ @Mr_Megyagi 9 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No daddy why, please daddy no @AHinesan

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      1. Michael Minick‏ @MichaelPMinick 9 Aug 2017
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        Unless, of course, it was their fault.

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      1. Gabriela  🤩 ⭐️‏ @IknowuGabriela 9 Aug 2017
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        #nothankspic.twitter.com/qvTMNrnuqn

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      1. spooky-alolan impaulster.  🎃‏ @yourpalfootfoot 9 Aug 2017
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        Haha now this is a savage tweet

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      1. marxissist‏ @y_lloh 9 Aug 2017
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        Lmao wrecked

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      1. Jonathan Nadu‏ @JA_Nadu 9 Aug 2017
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        Hilarious.

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      1. Girl Blue‏ @girlbluemusic 9 Aug 2017
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        #whoa

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      1. Daniel‏ @DanielFReal 9 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one's pretty fucked up, guys

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      1. Barbara Ransom‏ @BarbaraRansom5 9 Aug 2017
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        My kids were the ones who looked me in the eye and said "Promise me you'll never take Daddy back again!" I kept my promise.

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      1. Juliet‏ @JulietMaress 9 Aug 2017
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        The other 8% either murder their asinine children, or just kill themselves.

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      1. Scott Daniel‏ @ScottDaniel 9 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brutal.

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      1. Gru V Dude‏ @IBSuave 9 Aug 2017
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        I get drunk because you cry so much

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      1. indiecindy17‏ @indiecindy171 9 Aug 2017
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        Where'd you find this photo? they look like children from children of the corn

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      1. Bob Talbot‏ @TheBobTalbot 9 Aug 2017
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        Luckily, my girls don't remember us being married so they ask us to get married for the first time, which doesn't count as "back together."

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      1. Scott Wilson‏ @ScottWilsonSTL 9 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Once in a while, the onion is not funny. This is one of those times.

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      1. Hunter sillE‏ @HEll_is_Me88 9 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        True story: My parents did because my sister asked them to... they divorced again after she graduated high school. #parentsaredumb

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