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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Aug 2017

    Nation’s Sexual Degenerates Impatient For Gay Marriage Slippery Slope To Kick In http://trib.al/upi3CgF pic.twitter.com/1l5taFbDr8

    1:03 PM - 7 Aug 2017
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    • Big eugene the far leftist Jukspa Janelle Monáe Stan Account kayla’s dad barack4pres2020 K.E. Nisula Blasio Nick Zachariah
    15 replies 339 retweets 1,208 likes
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      2. Ryan  🚩 ⚾‏ @Some_Dood 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BuyThisPodcast1 @TheOnion

        People were claiming that if same-sex marriage were legalized, all other sorts of sexual "degeneracy" would be next, like incest etc.

        3 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Jeffinance‏ @Jeffinance 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Some_Dood @TheOnion

        or Men claiming they r women & cutting their genitalia off, or doctors giving 8 year old girl hormone therapy bec the kid thinks shes a boy

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Ryan  🚩 ⚾‏ @Some_Dood 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Jeffinance @TheOnion

        Your transphobia is unfortunate to say the least. Trans-people have existed far longer than same-sex marriage laws.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Jeffinance‏ @Jeffinance 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Some_Dood @TheOnion

        so have bi-polar ppl, doesnt mean we are doing them a service by ignore the illness. Thinking your something your not isnt a sexuality issue

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Andrew Geyer‏ @digletteer 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Jeffinance @Some_Dood @TheOnion

        Literally noone is arguing that trans identities are a sexuality thing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Andrew Geyer‏ @digletteer 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @digletteer @Jeffinance and

        Also interesting that you refer to the GID status as if being gay wasn't once a mental illness and then thoroughly disproved as such.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. The Arcane Flesh Eater‏ @ArcaneNibbler 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I already have my cat's wedding dress picked out.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. B-Man49685‏ @BMan49685 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know it's hard to be Funny but try not to do it at the expense of Gays ...

        4 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jacob‏ @Conf3tti_ 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BMan49685 @TheOnion

        It's not at the expense of gays.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Bill Canzoneri‏ @billcanzoneri 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Conf3tti_ @BMan49685 @TheOnion

        I figured people would completely miss the gist of the joke. smh at people

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5.  🐝 Bruce Vain  🐝‏ @JackHorror976 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @billcanzoneri @Conf3tti_ and

        It's like people don't understand what The Onion is.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Bill Canzoneri‏ @billcanzoneri 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @JackHorror976 @Conf3tti_ and

        This might be more about the actual butt of the joke. People just don't think critically on Twitter. They see "gay" and think it's offensive

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Bill Canzoneri‏ @billcanzoneri 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @billcanzoneri @JackHorror976 and

        When in reality this is making fun of anti-gay marriage morons who used beastiality as an actual point of debate. Satire is on point.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8.  🐝 Bruce Vain  🐝‏ @JackHorror976 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @billcanzoneri @Conf3tti_ and

        Satire is the most relevant word in the entire exchange.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. State Champs '97‏ @State_champs97 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hmm From 12/1/15http://shermanave.org/sherman-ave/pedophilia-bestiality-advocates-wondering-when-slippery-slope-from-gay-marriage-getting-started …

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      1. Kilobizzness‏ @Kilo_bizzness 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't tell if satire anymore this sounds like some shit #cnn would put up

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      1. BigMan_OnCampus‏ @BigMan_OnCampus 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alien threesomes are already legal, they should just marry and get it over with.

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      1. GManXP  🇺🇸  🇳🇬‏ @jeegsy 8 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It already has

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