Uhhh, that headline made my involuntary laugh spit hit the person in front of me in line at my local Wendy's. #sorrylady
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But Vacant Lot Park looked so promising!
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I don't get the joke.
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Had that exact thought many times.
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A loss for the community, who could've been enjoying another Jimmy John's.
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'Cause the roaches went with them?
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