Fine, we can have sex for our anniversary Jeff, but I am NOT about to shave!
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Plausible deniability: The glue that holds all relationships together. That or a strong chain attached to an immovable ball. Mazel tov.
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This would be a phenomenal tweet if the couple were black and born after 1950.
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He needs to learn the art of forgetting his wife's birthday...
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