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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Aug 2017

    Experts Warn Repeated Attempts At Eradicating Obamacare May Have Created Ultra-Resistant Super Law http://trib.al/gUQWwQj pic.twitter.com/2BnS9rIwGd

    1:48 PM - 6 Aug 2017
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      1. Cenosillicaphobia‏ @kh_nc1 6 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Okay, this is a little bit genius.

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      1. N.V. Mara Czarnecki‏ @Nickidewbear 6 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That eventually may end up not being satire.

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      1. carolanne brandt‏ @carolannebrandt 6 Aug 2017
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        #WhenOnionHeadlinesSeemLikeRealHeadlines

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      1. Octavia‏ @OctaviaPink 6 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "hope remained that sufficiently high doses of single-payer healthcare legislation could potentially offer a cure." It's about frickin time.

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      1. KP  🌸‏ @KPersists2017 6 Aug 2017
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        😂

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      1. Chris Myers‏ @Chris_Myers50 6 Aug 2017
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        THIS is what Biden was talking about when he said "this is a big fucking deal"!

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      1. Carl Paquin‏ @DamnFakeAccount 6 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok! Delete this! If Trump knows about The Onion, he will switch to them!

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      1. Suzanne‏ @Castlesuzanne 6 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @WhitfordBradley

        😂 Funny. A vaccine that protects us from GOP stupidity would be nice.

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      1. D‏ @confusedabout 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @billsorn

        The sad part about the ACA is approximately 3 million people will exit the healthcare exchanges in 2018. The ACA peaked in 2016.

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      1. Karen Rich‏ @grandma85392 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HeeHeeHee!

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      2. Christopher Adam‏ @ChrisAdam11 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Sachaadam

        Human needs for well being are infinite. Developing them leads to growing costs. Saving money is illusion

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      3. Sacha adam‏ @Sachaadam 7 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ChrisAdam11 @TheOnion

        The Onion is satirical, Father.

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      4. Christopher Adam‏ @ChrisAdam11 8 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Sachaadam @TheOnion

        Onion has 12 times more DNA than Harvard professor. They know what I mean.

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      5. Georgina Adam‏ @georginaadam 8 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ChrisAdam11 @Sachaadam @TheOnion

        This exchange is embarrassing. ...

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      1. PinotLover‏ @PinotLover2427 6 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MeosoFunny

        This is literally the stupidest pile of crap that I've ever read.

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 6 Aug 2017
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        😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅

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      1. Nate Tidwell‏ @NateTidwell86 6 Aug 2017
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        You know ... this could be true. The more they try the more they realize (both sides) they don't have anything better.

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