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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Aug 2017

    ATF Agents Closing In On Nation's Most Notorious Cigarette Bummer http://trib.al/m9Eg7cu pic.twitter.com/BABuXk016Q

    3:37 PM - 5 Aug 2017
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    27 replies 191 retweets 704 likes
      1. J‏ @awake283 5 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jay Cutler?

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      1. 𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 ℝ𝕠𝕤𝕖‏ @TheWiseWabbit 5 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is... Is that... @trottimus

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 5 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guy's a drag.

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      1. ASKMr.FatherBiblitz‏ @LeoBiblitz 5 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @radioman253

        Tells everyone he quit easily years ago. Yes, we've all met this douche.

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      1. Ian Casey Graham‏ @ICGraham 5 Aug 2017
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        @Dlev10 does his name rhyme with arson?

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      1. Nick Stupakis‏ @nickstupakis 5 Aug 2017
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        This is Cutler week

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      1. Someone buy me an Xbox‏ @hamate_bone 5 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's fucking Jay Cutler.

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      1. Alex Faciane The Pro Gamer Drivin’ To LA‏ @FacianeA 5 Aug 2017
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        @iluvbutts247

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      2. Alex.  🐀 🐀 🐀‏ @supernaturalgrl 5 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is @Ninerjamie

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      3. DEM'S MY BOYS! 💙 🏆 💛‏ @Ninerjamie 5 Aug 2017
        Replying to @supernaturalgrl

        When have you seen me bum cigarettes!?!

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      4. Alex.  🐀 🐀 🐀‏ @supernaturalgrl 5 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Ninerjamie

        Sooooooo many times. A bunch of times during tfk in winter jam. And a few times at gas station rest stops and stuff

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      5. DEM'S MY BOYS! 💙 🏆 💛‏ @Ninerjamie 5 Aug 2017
        Replying to @supernaturalgrl

        You do understand that bumming a cigarette means asking someone else to give you one, not bumming someone out for smoking around them right?

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      6. Alex.  🐀 🐀 🐀‏ @supernaturalgrl 5 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Ninerjamie

        You asked a bunch of strangers for cigarettes lol i stand by my @

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      1. Tim_Scanlan‏ @Tim_Scanlan_ 6 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's funny.

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      1. Mary Carson‏ @MCarsonMitchell 6 Aug 2017
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        @tommypena

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      1. Jenny B‏ @JEBrown413 5 Aug 2017
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        It's about GD time

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      1. Abraham Ackley‏ @AbrahamAckley 5 Aug 2017
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        Jay Farrar?

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      1. €ricÏdlefan‏ @DrColinfan 5 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But that's an 'after' drawing. More would recognize him BEFORE he'd bummed off them.

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      1. joanne smith‏ @joannegrace16 5 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Omg! Angie you gotta read this lol!!!

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      1. brian farber‏ @bearsfanbrian 5 Aug 2017
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        Jay Cutler

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