I do, in fact, judge my current tissue if it fails to coax it's successor out of the box. So disappointing...
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it better... nothing worse than a tissue shirking this singular duty of theirs
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@fizzmelon thought of youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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If people felt as much responsibility, to left others as we move up, the world would be a much better place
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I'm tired of be tormented by the rogues!
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My tissues are overachievers. I pull one out and it lifts up the whole damn box.
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Not the president, then?
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Not 2 many spineless, yet stand-up & conscientious pieces of wood pulp in this day & age. Chivalry's alive &well inside humble tissue boxes.
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This is very Mitch Hedbergian.
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That is a team effort! There is no "I" in TEAM! There is one in tissue though. Go figure.
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Just like your friend trying to pull you down with him..
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