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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Aug 2017

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      1. Elon Musk 2.0  🇺🇸 🙏‏ @Joe_Kramer17 4 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You don't know what fluoride does know. 🤳🇱🇷

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      1. SKVM Shipping‏ @SKVMShipping 4 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Makes sense in 1962 gillette could only cut

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      1. Marlene Greenhalgh‏ @GrannyKnott 5 Aug 2017
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        Fidel and his beard may have survived but that poison sure made his moust ache Ouch and sorry!pic.twitter.com/4BRopSdaVC

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      1. 云无法挽留‏ @TcPRFItrSGZ4n8E 4 Aug 2017
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        社会我罗哥

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      1. Wizard of Dog‏ @WizardofDog 4 Aug 2017
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        They poisoned his beard?! I didn't even know Castro was a closeted homosexual. Once again @TheOnion provides useful educational news.

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      1. thedanham‏ @thedanham 4 Aug 2017
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        Wow and he avoided that and any other attempt for another 55 years! #vivacuba #Castro #Cuba

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      1. John K‏ @w002ds 4 Aug 2017
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        It only served as an insecticide.

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      1. Wendy Simmons‏ @wasstraw 4 Aug 2017
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        No, I did not know that.

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 5 Aug 2017
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        🤨😅😅😅😅😇😂

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      1. Susan Grant‏ @susjangrant_sg 4 Aug 2017
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        Oh too bad they failed, Canada could have been spared #trudeau the #terrorist

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      1. Frederik Jacobsen‏ @HereForSkipster 4 Aug 2017
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        This isn't even that ridiculous of a joke, the CIA actually attempted to assassinate Fidel with poisoned chocolate, crazy world!

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      1. President  💯‏ @preskawaalis 4 Aug 2017
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        Beard game stronger than poison.

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      1. adam m noles‏ @AdamMNoles 4 Aug 2017
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        So, if an attempt is unsuccessful, there is no attempt, right? What's my prize?

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      1. Leticia Servin‏ @ServinTaco 4 Aug 2017
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        I did not.

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      1. BigMan_OnCampus‏ @BigMan_OnCampus 4 Aug 2017
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        So Fidel was a carpet muncher?

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