I've stapled my credit card to my forearm.
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USA has become so ridiculous that the Onion posts real stories?

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Kate sure likes answering your questions
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Only because they're not allowed detonators
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"I think it's awful. 1984 is here and....&@##!ZAPzzz...It's a wonderful thing."
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This is how they turn you into lizard people, they've been trying this for decades but only now with tumblr and chips is it possible.
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