@TheOnion Yo imma need some sauce on that background music. Stuff puts me to sleep faster than a roofie.
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Stop press: I've spotted the gap in the market here and I'm looking for investors to get my molar farm up and running. Anyone interested?
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Hilarious
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Fckg brilliant
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@twhitter12 this might helpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Blend your food and beverages and ingest thru a straw. Chew on poison ivy for a deep cleaning
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