The Handmelon's Tale
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Canteloupe, either :(
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dont you mean Boneless Watermelon?
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No seed-Lings??(A Ling in Hindi means the sperm spewer)
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Would be a better world if certain people were also seedless.

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Now, THIS, is funny.
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The public neutering of fruit in this country is outrageous!
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Much like human men, even if they take hormones and get fake boobs
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On the bright side, fewer kids will need watermelon removal surgery every year. It's another side effect of Obamacare.
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Frankenfood.
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