No joke: I have the same name as my great-grandfather, and AARP confused me for him when I was 16, got an honorary card. Used it at Perkins.
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Welcome to the club. I get them all the time because of a similar name as my dad. Wonder if I'll get a 2nd membership discount.
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The only organization that is still publishing pure truth. Even if it is sarcastically.
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AARP should ask young people to sponsor old people that gave their resources to young people.
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@WColeMorris your time has comeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I see you must have started getting the mailings,
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Shut up and take my money!
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Sign me tf up
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While studying at the University of Westminster, I smoked marijuana with fellow study abroad students right in front of Shakespeare's house.
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Can you sign up my 25 y/o son?
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At Wauwatosa Psych. over a year ago, an assassin tried to kill me;He opted not to; he left sticky things on my me;2 nurses peed their pants!
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Can we get the old people discounts though?
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