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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Aug 2017

    Report: South Korea Developing New Pop Group Capable Of Reaching U.S. http://trib.al/P87BsLl pic.twitter.com/l2ZOeFuvVg

    4:31 AM - 3 Aug 2017
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    • Janie B Mik Fibozachi Chris aya baby shark 🦈 MamamooGIRLCRUSHAKU Stage 'R Media Evan Broberg
    41 replies 1,124 retweets 2,922 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "We’re far more vulnerable than we realize. This country isn’t prepared at all for a full-scale album release." http://trib.al/oWeSKvW pic.twitter.com/LCiLEqvUco

        4 replies 61 retweets 241 likes
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      1. MONA‏ @MonaNooran 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The article become more relevant after using Mamamoo's photos, they are vocal queens, check them out guyspic.twitter.com/DZd5UuNgUP

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      2. ★ The Story of Light ★‏ @bapnctzen 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        did they really use a pic of the group who don blackface twice and said racial slurs for "Capable of reaching the US"? in front of my salad?pic.twitter.com/C2RKHURYBr

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. jigsaw yong‏ @RabbitLord1 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @bapnctzen @TheOnion

        mamamoo did not say 'racial slurs', that is false. mamamoo did not do what you describe with an offensive term, 'twice'.

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      4. aida‏ @staringelves 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @RabbitLord1 @TheOnion

        Hwasa used the n word lmao

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      5. jigsaw yong‏ @RabbitLord1 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @staringelves @TheOnion

        sang/rapped/said/read, sure, once, singularly, not as a 'slur'. truth is truth, exaggeration and hyperbole is potentially libel.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      6. aida‏ @staringelves 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @RabbitLord1 @TheOnion

        Point is she still said it when she shouldn't have. Stop derailing lmao, mamamoo have shown antiblackness in the past

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. jigsaw yong‏ @RabbitLord1 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @staringelves @TheOnion

        no derailing from me, just bringing the truth to where shadows and lies have been cast. 'said' is different than 'using as a racial slur'

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      8. aida‏ @staringelves 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @RabbitLord1 @TheOnion

        Op said mamamoo have used racial slurs. Which hwasa has, whether you like it or not. That's it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. jigsaw yong‏ @RabbitLord1 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @staringelves @TheOnion

        wrong. 'slurring' requires intent, not merely recitation.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. JigsawByul‏ @Mamamoo_RedMoon 3 Aug 2017
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        Check Mamamoo out for vocals talent.To help u out here's 1 immortal song perf to get u started💜 https://youtu.be/j5TFq8t-q1A pic.twitter.com/hmre75mzCF

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      1. Ian Provido‏ @IanProvido 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL thats the K-POP group @RBW_MAMAMOO in the pictures.

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      2. Arunas Banionis‏ @GINKLAS 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JChengWSJ

        The Gangnam Style-2 ?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Leah‏ @LGTrombatore 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @GINKLAS @TheOnion @JChengWSJ

        Bang Bang Bang

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      1. RetroBerner  🍄 🍩 🌽‏ @RetroBerner 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        While you are worried about S. Korea, Japan already snuck BabyMetal in..

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      1. Jamie Snell‏ @Jimmy_Buttons 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        PSY-chological warfare

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      2. emptiness‏ @floweryflesh 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And it will be fabolous.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. emptiness‏ @floweryflesh 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @floweryflesh @TheOnion

        By the way, make sure to stan Dreamcatcherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39yeTdIuKJU …

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Shayne Smith‏ @bmstar99 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        K-pop is actually pretty slick.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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