For a satire news source, this is all too real
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@soccer_chick_72
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Investigation of where & what the cat puked on can also wait
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... probably my glasses that I'll crush when I step on it in the morning.
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"Alexa, what fell off my nightstand?"
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Followup - What blocked the Dog's Intestine?
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Love The Onion
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I'm guessing it was a lamp.
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I love doing those investigations in the morning.
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Who took this picture exactly? A journalist watching him sleep?
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Especially since there wasn't anything on the nightstand...

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11:01 at 11:01 (CST)
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