I want to believe this is just satire....
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have u never heard of the onion
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Of course I have. These days it's hard to tell where the satire ends and the truth begins.
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Well it doesn't begin at the Onion.
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No! Not true! Bad reporting! Failing Onion newspaper knows nothing! Doesn't check sources! Lame! Sad! Very sad!
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It's disturbing how much truth there is to this.
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I hope so. The fear of losing this law has been enormously stressful for my family.
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I love how
@LKrauss1 is in this picture! Hugs Onion...gonna soak you in = parts sugar, vinegar & fine oil.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hahahahahaha
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Hey, that's Lawrence Krauss!?
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Obamacare is the gonorrhea of laws (except good)
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and yes I know its the onion.
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until it collapses under its own weight.
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Isn't that the guy who did the Cracker Jack commercial back in the day?
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And Trump is a vaccine for a competent dictator.
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Obamacare is yoghurt? Tasty probioitics!
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