As long as they have the tree's consent.
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Yep, & I'd like to petition to become a vegetable & I want the military to pay for my veggie change over. LMAO
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
dont
kinkshame
lumberjackoffs
- 1 more reply
New conversation -
-
-
Hey standing immobile means *no*
-
But if it's windy they are moving back and forth so what then?
-
No you have to have an affirmative voice consent so unless your fucking Grandmother Willow from Pocahontas you're hosed :D
-
What about Treebeard?
-
What are you, Gay? :D
-
You do know trees actually function as male and female right? haha You don't have a male tree to stick it to a female one.
-
But aren't Ents and exception to that rule? If I remember correctly the female ents all vanished.
-
Dude, if you actually remember that much I will believe you. Because reading about grass in those books made me forget a lot.
- 2 more replies
New conversation -
-
-
Not very woke of the ACLU to kinkshame the dendrophile community as "weirdos".
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
You say that as if it's wrong to have sex with trees. The best thing is, trees can't file sexual harassment claims or testify against you.
-
Is that a common problem for you?
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
yes i have tree condoms because love to hump nature and trees
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Wood gives me wood.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a month. Thanks for the laugh!
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.