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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Aug 2017

    Ominous Darkness Descending On Webpage Portends Grim Age Of Autoplaying Ad To Come http://trib.al/BGQqeV2 pic.twitter.com/aBUY0J7D1z

    4:26 AM - 2 Aug 2017
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      1. night mare‏ @COSMlC_GAYS 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is too real please delete it

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      1. Robert Bruce‏ @caveatemptor49 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @outsh1ned

        The millisecond dark-page autoplay launches...I'm out. I respect an honest paywall, but don't try & foist your wares on me!

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      1. Thick Thighs Save Lives‏ @dontatmedumbass 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I though u guys were supposed to be fake news. This is too real for my liking 😣🙁😢😢😭😭😭. Owh the terrors of reality!

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      1. Salen Stormwing‏ @salenstormwing 2 Aug 2017
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        I thought this was supposed to be satire. #realnews

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      1. Mr Lawless‏ @marionlawless 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @KatCalvinLA

        Autoplay should be banned

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      1. NM Grind3r‏ @NMGrind3r 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not with @AdblockPlus

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      1. Just Karl‏ @justkarl 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        Autoplay Is Coming

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      1. Bobo the Angsty Zebra  🗽‏ @missymoo316 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @justinhendrix

        So true

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      1. Wizard of Dog‏ @WizardofDog 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was a big fan of the band Autoplay in early 2000's. Love their album "Darkness Rises" and especially the single "You Need To Own This"

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      1. The Headless Knight‏ @deknightberight 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        I always get that sinking feeling in my heart when that happens.

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      1. Alexandria Brangwin‏ @AlexBrangwin 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God...yes😩

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      2. Bruce MacDonald‏ @rationaldoge 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hell strata updated to include circle for those who invented and use thing that makes autoplay video panel follow you around website.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Bruce MacDonald‏ @rationaldoge 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @rationaldoge @TheOnion

        Still the best treatment of this affront: http://www.theonion.com/video/christ-article-a-video-36101 … #NSFW #language

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 2 Aug 2017
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        😳😳😳

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      1.  💀eMcCabre 💀‏ @eMCharge 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @mathewi

        #SolarEclipse2017 came early, called forth by our collective despair. 🌑

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      1. Texas Chainsaw Masen-cre  🎃‏ @dockers_clutch 2 Aug 2017
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        The end is nigh 😑

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      1. DR‏ @powerlessbald 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Toucherandrich

        http://NESN.com 's default state

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      1. Tom Allen’s Ghost (very spooky)‏ @TomAllenTX 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Autoplaying ads are the final step toward the coming reign of darkness we have brought upon ourselves

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      1. Tim “Espirit De L'escalier” Wright‏ @timswar 2 Aug 2017
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        This one hits too close to home. I'm scared now.

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