Fffff- oh wait I'm on a phone
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These are dark days. Sad. Have a Honest day.
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Reading this tweet gave me cancer
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Oh, The Onion, thank God.
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New Study Finds Link Between Cancer, GODDAMN EVERYTHING!!!












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Nonsense
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Kidding aside, in the old days they wouldn't let pregnant women use the CRTs, AKA The green monsters, at work.
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Oh no
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Really, lets all hide under our beds, oh wait, we may breath in fibers from the mattress or rug or dust and then get cancer. SMH
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