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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Aug 2017

    Twitter Introduces Red X Mark To Verify Users It’s Okay To Harass http://trib.al/X531Cs0 pic.twitter.com/0x7zibWOnT

    4:30 AM - 1 Aug 2017
    • 6,380 Retweets
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    • CrazyEnzo03 ✈️ Twitchcon elle Nicowo 🎗 Deukhoofd Mr. Kennedy PeteMan🌊 VOTE VOTE VOTE 🕸️🕷️💜🖤Spooky Zal🖤💜🕷️🕸️ Something Spooky 🎃 (Samuel) James Proctor
    206 replies 6,380 retweets 16,945 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. ‏ً‏ @AshleyLake 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @pewdiepie

        Closest I'll ever get to being verified

        1 reply 4 retweets 255 likes
      3. Carmen Purtell  ❌‏ @Carmen_PurtelI 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @AshleyLake @TheOnion @pewdiepie

        Closest thing to you'll get to getting laid.

        3 replies 3 retweets 158 likes
      4. Snuff Mane‏ @snuff_mane 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Carmen_PurtelI @AshleyLake and

        pic.twitter.com/g7LzMseQI8

        3 replies 4 retweets 21 likes
      5. Benjamin‏ @zBxnji 2 Aug 2017
        Replying to @snuff_mane @Carmen_PurtelI and

        @MikaelOhlwein1

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. The Lizard Queen‏ @EvilAmbrose 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So...anyone who's ever disagreed with an SJW/feminist online then?

        11 replies 0 retweets 107 likes
      3.  🌈Boopdoop 🐰‏ @hellbunbunny 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @EvilAmbrose @TheOnion

        Nah, anyone who disagreed with feminists nowadays are treated like heroes when 95% of those "heroes" harass feminists. Not the way around.

        2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. The Lizard Queen‏ @EvilAmbrose 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @hellbunbunny

        A lot of feminists and their followers, again, not all, are quick to deflect any criticism as "harassment".

        2 replies 1 retweet 51 likes
      5.  🌈Boopdoop 🐰‏ @hellbunbunny 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @EvilAmbrose

        Real feminists like to debate, but lately it's just been people insulting & humiliating others because they are feminists/progressists...

        5 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      6. The Lizard Queen‏ @EvilAmbrose 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @hellbunbunny

        I feel that both sides are guilty of insulting & humiliating others with opposing beliefs, though. Harassment is not a one-way street that -

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      8.  🌈Boopdoop 🐰‏ @hellbunbunny 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Carmen_PurtelI @EvilAmbrose

        Y-you too.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. End of conversation
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      2. DEY!‏ @ronindey 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @cliffsull

        😂😂😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 39 likes
      3. Cliff O'Sullivan 👻 👻‏ @cliffsull 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ronindey @TheOnion

        :-) we need moar humour

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      4. DEY!‏ @ronindey 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @cliffsull @TheOnion

        +1

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Noah  ✌🏼‏ @360Noahscope 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @pewdiepie

        Need one for @jakepaul lmao

        1 reply 0 retweets 129 likes
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      2. nothing to add‏ @Parth29192 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I will take a red check mark over blue all day

        1 reply 2 retweets 18 likes
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