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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jul 2017

    5 Things To Know About Tomi Lahrenpic.twitter.com/8sTBNx6VkL

    4:00 PM - 31 Jul 2017
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    • Машуля Чернова August p a i g e mia Chelsea Charles cowart Paul Musso Adam A Benjamin Wolfe
    39 replies 631 retweets 1,936 likes
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      2. AudreyOddly‏ @homonymousodd 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She's that mean little white girl on the playground that made it her job to decide who was good enough to go down the slide.

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Lizardbeth‏ @LizardbethArt 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't really wanna know anything about Titty Linguini, thanks.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. The howlin' wolf‏ @Wolf61010 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1.She's not all that. 2.No, really. Not at all. 3. Still on her parents insurance, tho she hates Ocare. 4. Wants Fox gig. 5. Not.All.That

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      2. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She has a spiral-cut ham instead of a brain?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. mark proxell‏ @mprox34 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @DavidHawley2 @TheOnion

        That is fnn funny!!!

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      2. Melody DiGregorio‏ @melodygmd 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Extraneous_T

        And the I.Q. of a mosquito

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Brett W. Miller‏ @Extraneous_T 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @melodygmd @TheOnion

        Consider mosquito insulted.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Melody DiGregorio‏ @melodygmd 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Extraneous_T @TheOnion

        Ok maybe I have her too much credit, can we estimate her I.Q to a bloated tick?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Brett W. Miller‏ @Extraneous_T 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @melodygmd @TheOnion

        Sure, but "bloat" is not a characteristic her I.Q. possesses. She's on a strict low wit diet (although she is quite high in odium).

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Melody DiGregorio‏ @melodygmd 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Extraneous_T @TheOnion

        Mea culpa I assuredly misrepresented the level of possibility of her intelligence, and insulted bloated ticks everywhere in the interim!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Brett W. Miller‏ @Extraneous_T 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @melodygmd @TheOnion

        At least mathematics affords her the luxury of negative integers.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. Melody DiGregorio‏ @melodygmd 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Extraneous_T @TheOnion

        And plenty of L"Oreal Blonde #8G

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Brett W. Miller‏ @Extraneous_T 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @melodygmd @TheOnion

        Noting aforementioned I.Q. deficiencies, it makes one wonder how she locates the shade on the store shelf. Or the store shelf. Or the store.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Z‏ @BroeyBrohnen 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Shower_Capy Hahahaha #4

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. kuribohrn‏ @Shower_Capy 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BroeyBrohnen @TheOnion

        As much as I hate that large Publications give her attention and a platform I enjoy the jokes about her much more

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. noscrubs‏ @mikenmnmorey 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #6-Tomi is short for Toenail

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Help Save Data!‏ @gopsaidwhat 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @mikenmnmorey @TheOnion

        And toenail is short for ingrown toenail!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. your very own monica bellucci dream‏ @DJCPI 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who?

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      2. riotsquirrel‏ @riotsquirl 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She likes to be called Tammy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. MPhillips‏ @mapgirl61 6 Aug 2017
        Replying to @riotsquirl @TheOnion

        No, pretty sure she prefers "Tami." With a little 👊 over the "i"

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. riotsquirrel‏ @riotsquirl 6 Aug 2017
        Replying to @mapgirl61 @TheOnion

        😂

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