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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jul 2017

    ‘So Fuckin’ Sorry To Hear About This Shit,’ Reads Outpouring Of Sympathetic Texts From Scaramucci’s Friends, Family http://trib.al/yh5fQoz pic.twitter.com/F6QrH8AdDm

    2:50 PM - 31 Jul 2017
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Anthony Scaramucci reportedly received an outpouring of sympathetic texts Monday from friends and family. http://trib.al/WLTkD7V pic.twitter.com/TyvlRrXZIJ

        17 replies 520 retweets 1,878 likes
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      1. Ctl+Alt+Denise‏ @SashPointO 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Local DC adpic.twitter.com/gXrnyRusYf

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      1. Noreen O'Connor‏ @noreen_o 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The whole thing always already seemed like an Onion parody, so this seems just right.

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      1. Anne 🙀24/7‏ @burgess_anne 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It must be so hard to be @TheOnion these days. Could totally believe this. No daylight between unreal and real these days.

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      1. Richard OBrien‏ @HomesOBrien 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Linsley71

        If only Trump got fired

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      1. MIKE RYAN | Vote 11/6/18‏ @ryaninteractive 31 Jul 2017
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        MIKE RYAN | Vote 11/6/18 Retweeted MIKE RYAN | Vote 11/6/18

        https://twitter.com/ryaninteractive/status/892119247538749441 …

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        MIKE RYAN | Vote 11/6/18 @ryaninteractive
        Mooch got canned cuz he was gonna make Diceman his new Press Secretary. "Hickory dickory dock. Steve Bannon can suck his own- OOH!" pic.twitter.com/ZLwDHSPtdj
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      1. RepublicanNoMore‏ @fiskynut50 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All we ordered was an orange clown, and the whole fucking circus troupe shows up!

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      1. donishisowndon‏ @donaldjmorin 1 Aug 2017
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        In the words of a great #philosopher #JimmyIovine when the #shit gets higher than the #cat out goes the cat.

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      1. Christine E‏ @ChristineMarieB 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe Mooch was only brought in to get Priebus fired like when Norm on Cheers was an Executive Executioner?

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      1. DJ Manjo‏ @Davexmanjorin 31 Jul 2017
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        @MartiusPartius

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      1. Kurt M V Rich‏ @kurtmvrich 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @pang

        Love outpouring of crocodile tears for Mucci. His 15 seconds of fame are over. Next week he'll be a trivia question & forgotten by Sept.

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      1. PG Zaffino‏ @Ffinocerous 31 Jul 2017
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        R I P Stabbamucci. Ever consider that the Mooch was hired 4 specific Hack Job. He picked on Reince enough to make him quit #uselessmooch

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      1. Yana V‏ @RichHomieYan 31 Jul 2017
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      1. Nancy Thistlethwaite‏ @nthistlethwaite 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Toukochan

        This was a good idea, but the language was too tame.

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      1. David‏ @david_murph94 31 Jul 2017
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