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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jul 2017

    U.S. Forces Take Control Of White House http://trib.al/KBMbFxR pic.twitter.com/QJjPDSbRxe

    1:21 PM - 31 Jul 2017
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      1. Sing For Your Supper‏ @louminatto 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @KatCapps

        BREAKING: The Onion is no longer satire!

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      1. Diane Audley‏ @GBarrett97403 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No, no. This is too close for comfort, Onion.

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      1. Matt Jameson‏ @RogueNotary 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Great line, but save it for the impeachment!

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      1. Brendan Carton‏ @BrendanCarton 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish this were funny, but it's too real.

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      1. JCYurfest‏ @Jeromecy11 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whew. About time. 😳

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      1. DeMisty D. Bellinger 🎃‏ @DeMistyB 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Scary. But, I'm not sure in which way this is scary. And that's scary, too!

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      2. Yentavegan‏ @yentavegan 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FactsCare

        You are aware that the Onion is satire, yes?

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      3. Facts matter‏ @FactsCare 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @yentavegan

        unfortunately this is not. Check it out!https://patch.com/new-york/nanuet/somber-reality-town-ramapo-y-now-4-change …

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      4. End of conversation
      1. Farce Majeure  🌹‏ @vathpela 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I'm in charge here!"

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      1. Constantin Grigorut‏ @Turogirg 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @zhudigrandmoon

        Coup d'État? 😂

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      1. Kumara 📎Republic‏ @kumararepublic 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Zagzigger2

        In Spanish, it sounds like a news headline from the Cold War: Las Fuerzas de Estados Unidos asumen el control de la Casa Blanca

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      1. Carolina Carol‏ @CarolatPanther 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @guypbenson

        Excellent!! (And the article about the cruise ship is even funnier!)

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      1. Pamela Blizzard  🍊‏ @PamelaLBlizzard 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny, guys. Not funny. Too close to what may happen.

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      1. D  💙  🍁 🍂 🎃‏ @dejaju101 31 Jul 2017
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        💙💙@TheOnion 💙💙

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      1. Sing For Your Supper‏ @louminatto 31 Jul 2017
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        https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2017/07/31/anthony-scaramucci-erroneously-listed-as-dead-in-the-new-harvard-law-alumni-directory/?utm_campaign=4af6bb1742-Day_193_Total_quitters_7_31_2017&utm_medium=email&utm_source=WTF%20Just%20Happened%20Today%3F&utm_term=.e7181604375d …

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      1. Rick S‏ @ricksbet 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Semper Fi

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      1. Joshua E. Teitelbaum‏ @jeteitelbaum 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MatthewLurie lol

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      1. RDC76‏ @robdcasler 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @guypbenson

        Thank God!

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      1. Didi‏ @Didi24054484 31 Jul 2017
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        I'm aware of my surroundings and I feel safe seeing them around.

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      1. Anonysouse‏ @anonysouse 31 Jul 2017
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        Tweet most likely to be hashtagged #NotTheOnion

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