BREAKING: The Onion is no longer satire!
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No, no. This is too close for comfort, Onion.
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Great line, but save it for the impeachment!
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I wish this were funny, but it's too real.
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Whew. About time.
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Scary. But, I'm not sure in which way this is scary. And that's scary, too!
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You are aware that the Onion is satire, yes?
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unfortunately this is not. Check it out!https://patch.com/new-york/nanuet/somber-reality-town-ramapo-y-now-4-change …
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"I'm in charge here!"
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Coup d'État?
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In Spanish, it sounds like a news headline from the Cold War: Las Fuerzas de Estados Unidos asumen el control de la Casa Blanca
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Excellent!! (And the article about the cruise ship is even funnier!)
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Not funny, guys. Not funny. Too close to what may happen.
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Semper Fi
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Thank God!
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I'm aware of my surroundings and I feel safe seeing them around.
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