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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jul 2017

    5 Things To Know About Anthony Scaramuccipic.twitter.com/EusbVeeFTY

    5 Things To Know About Anthony Scaramucci
    12:13 PM - 31 Jul 2017
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    • Rohan ArsenalFan Pierre-Simon Laplace ess goldsworthy hejocat@yahoo.com Jim Sprague 🍁 Phil Robey Tommy Spielman Cade OOO-nder 🎃👻
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      1. Muneef Bokhari‏ @MuneefBokhari 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "@TheOnion 5 Things To Know About Anthony Scaramucci"pic.twitter.com/stEjwm0eDQ

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      1. Swiff‏ @swiff 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I got a #6 for ya, hot off the presses

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      1. John Guerrgoyle‏ @johndaguerra 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        liiiiiittle late on the take for this one

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      2. Kim Juul Jensen  💡‏ @KimJuulJensen 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Ga1actic @TheOnion

        Don't worry; great, new material will most likely follow veeeeeery soon with that joke of an administration.

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      1. ©arpe diem‏ @IM_A_Carp 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #6 - he won't do the Fandango.

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      1. I'm Just Say'n‏ @SWhatiwannasay 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bada bing. Life moves fast. If you don't keep up, you could miss it. So close.

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      1. The C 👀p 🌤️‏ @TheCoop48 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1. He's unemployed.

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      1. Duggles‏ @macduggles 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Scaramooch! Scaramooch! Can you do the bye-bye-go!

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      1. 1moviewoman‏ @1moviewoman 31 Jul 2017
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        Gone,Gone and Gone

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      1. 𝖅𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖓 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖎𝖙‏ @DetroitZoran 31 Jul 2017
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        Ummmm, yeah.... about that. He gone.

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      2. Ben M 🎃rse‏ @BenMorse 31 Jul 2017
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        @ascottkeys86

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      3. Scott Keys‏ @ascottkeys86 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BenMorse @TheOnion

        Even The Onion has abandoned satire in the face of reality...

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      1. Countess of Ash‏ @CountessofAsh 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #6 thing to know = He's fired

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      1. 𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐌. 𝐀𝐫𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞‏ @REALCRIMDEFENSE 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1. He's fired 2. He needs a job 3. He's not working 4. Has a lot of free time 5. Didn't last long

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      1. Not Kean about this situation‏ @Mr_Itch 31 Jul 2017
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        Missed it by *that* much!

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      1. Andrew Nightingale‏ @andynighting 1 Aug 2017
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        It's even funnier reading this a day late

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC 1 Aug 2017
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        if he were blk and u pulled that stereotype shit, you'd never hear the end of it.

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      1. Patrick Roberts‏ @LokiHolliday 31 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/wSj71cuFTd

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      1. dooppy Ⓥ‏ @Dooppy 31 Jul 2017
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        I hope he lives a long life so he can watch his friends and family die around him from poor health care

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