This guy knows his movie tropes.
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"Look at this photograph!"
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LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
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joe pesci likes to turn them face down. Doesn't want the people he's robbing looking at him.
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Burglar: "Oh man. This is going to be so symbolic of their shattered sense of security."
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I mean...I would. Gotta keep up the dramatic flair if you're gonna be a villain.
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Mainly to inflict EMOTIONAL damage onto the victim(s), on top of the obvious property damage. A proper burglar covers all bases.
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LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
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I always do when i burgle
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Reminds me of that ADT ad.
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Cain & Abel gang should stop stealing apples
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His placement is so precise. He must have done this a few times to get it right.
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Issa joke
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Yup.
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Area burglar says: that will teach em, not to leave tasty snacks out!
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Mean burglar!
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It’s a joke
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Respect.
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