Again, @TheOnion almost indistinguishable from reality. This is REAL Under Armour "Athletic Recovery Sleepwear."pic.twitter.com/wMMPeWZEFH
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Again, @TheOnion almost indistinguishable from reality. This is REAL Under Armour "Athletic Recovery Sleepwear."pic.twitter.com/wMMPeWZEFH
Sauce
This line of apparel is long overdue
Stain resistant clothing would be a must buy if they had it.
I hope it comes in 4xl
"Just eat it"
You joke about that, but wait until it becomes a reality. Cornholing is now a televised professional sport. No joke.
I mean, it's not a bad idea
Has that county jail look to it!
And Tums is a sponsor.
I would honestly pay good money for this!!!
FINALLY!
If only...
Finally, I can gear out in Nike and it won't seem like a lie. Bring on the wings! 
Tried mine with blueberry pie filling the other day. Wicked it right down into my pockets.
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