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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jul 2017

    "You have to remember, I also get to kill quite a few of the animals." http://trib.al/Xy8DYac pic.twitter.com/x6ZErFQHed

    2:19 PM - 29 Jul 2017
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      1. asia murphy, kylo dies in ix‏ @am_anatiala 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        jesus this was dark 😂

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      2. Heather Ann Sens Fan 🏒‏ @thegreatmama 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Usually I laugh. This is a disgusting & unfunny post. As a veterinarian and pet owner I am repulsed that anyone would think this ok to print

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      3. Paul‏ @Point50PB 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @thegreatmama @TheOnion

        Maybe a case of too close to comfort to distant to care? Do you think that maybe the posts that you laugh at are close issues to others?

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      4. Heather Ann Sens Fan 🏒‏ @thegreatmama 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Point50PB @TheOnion

        But, I think this just steps solidly over the line for me. Can't really answer your question except as myself.

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      6. Paul‏ @Point50PB 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @alk84 @thegreatmama @TheOnion

        Brilliant haha

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      2. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's her smile that concerns me.

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      3. MT‏ @MikeTomasek 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @DavidHawley2 @TheOnion

        The most unbelievable part is someone that young would be named "Barbara"

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      1. Marty B‏ @radiomartyb_b 30 Jul 2017
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        Are you a member of PETA too?

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      1. $choolgirl Q‏ @Quinnfordawin 29 Jul 2017
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        @She_ridan_durty

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      1. Terry Boyd‏ @TerryOpus 29 Jul 2017
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        And if you worked for PETA, that would be 95+ percent of them ....

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      1. bitchin' banana‏ @vanhollahback 29 Jul 2017
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        @ktmanner

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      1. MT‏ @MikeTomasek 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's dark humor folks, lighten up...

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      2. Nicola Sturgeon‏ @johnhwhitley2 30 Jul 2017
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        @Elinhaaf HER SMILE... you guys are sadists

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      3. El  🌹‏ @Elinhaaf 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @johnhwhitley2 @TheOnion

        Of course we are ... 😉

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      4. Nicola Sturgeon‏ @johnhwhitley2 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Elinhaaf @TheOnion

        Good, keep up the good work

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      1. Courtney Maria‏ @FierceMystic 2 Aug 2017
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        Woah!! That's rough! Lol

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      1. jim hanna‏ @jimhanna711 31 Jul 2017
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        I know where there is a dead raccoon. Don't know if he saw his vet or not now.

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 30 Jul 2017
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        She only does it because it's illegal to put owners out of their misery. Such a pretty smile. All women should smile more

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      1. Josh paquin‏ @Stonefly_Brown 30 Jul 2017
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        If you don't think this is funny, you don't really need to comment, right? It's a joke, not a soapbox.

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