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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jul 2017

    Grey Parrot Disappointed To Discover Rest Of Aviary A Bunch Of Idiots http://trib.al/BYQDtPW pic.twitter.com/gKdnJ0uAer

    11:37 AM - 29 Jul 2017
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      1. Zoe Renard‏ @ZoeRenard 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @dianalunareja

        Amazing color mix, grey and scarlet red.pic.twitter.com/jAVNwiPKJl

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      1. ; ; ײַ ت‏ @EliteYacob 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If he's so smart instead of complaining maybe he can find out what's making idiots out of its cousins. Its probably the food though. 🍽

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      1. Maria Escudero‏ @janerye66 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I totally can relate! And for those who can relate also.... May the force be with you !!!

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      1. Sahil Malik‏ @sahilmalik 29 Jul 2017
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        I can relate http://www.theonion.com/amp/56416 

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      1. Captain Nørth‏ @SpikeTheKoolaid 29 Jul 2017
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        Aviary of birds think grey parrot is arrogant and don't talk to him

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      1. joann balardeta‏ @windergal 29 Jul 2017
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        My 10 year old Grey, Roxy sympathizes. She's been stuck next to a grouchy Double Yellow Head who sings Old MacDonald's all day!

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      2. Triston‏ @miniGAMER99 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @moonlightsybil

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      3. sybil  🇺🇾 ☀️‏ @moonlightsybil 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @miniGAMER99 @TheOnion

        my parrot when she sees my dog tbh

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      1. fred‏ @fredowsley 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @apiary birds!

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      1. Madeline M Wood‏ @MadelineMWood4 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Donald Trump is an idiot long was his friend in Russia

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      1. Spooky! Rachel‏ @RachelAwks 29 Jul 2017
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        @cydneybh

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      2. David Mallinson‏ @dcmallinson 29 Jul 2017
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        @strengthofcorgi

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      3. bobert b biddle‏ @strengthofcorgi 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @dcmallinson @TheOnion

        crows stylin on all of em

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      1. Julia  ⭐ ⭐ ⭐‏ @Julia5180 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JeshieSteffy

        You had me rolling in laughter, I could hardly stop.

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      1. Wendy Wickham‏ @wickham_wendy54 30 Jul 2017
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        Good morning grey parrot.

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      1. Terry Patrick Mingle‏ @TerryMingle 30 Jul 2017
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        Hahaha!

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      1. Dr. Malini Nair‏ @maliniw90th 30 Jul 2017
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        @elonmusk lulz

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      1. Christopher Mackey‏ @StringMackey 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not surprising..this parrot is supposed to have the same IQ as a two years old human infant...

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      1. CC Townley‏ @Harbinger1954 30 Jul 2017
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        Haven't you got any Australian Birds?

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      1. Melancia‏ @JMelancia04 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Exactly how @elonmusk must feel...

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