your headlines are everything when most other headlines are actual dumpster fires
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
We Love You Sir! Keep on Keeping On!!
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
Is this...real?
-
It's pretty sad that we honestly never know anymore and that you're asking

- End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
God Bless Our President, Donald J. Trump!! Protect Trump at ALL Times! "God Has Trump's Back!
-
That's nearly as funny as the Onion bit.
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
If he didn't have tiny hands they wouldn't fit
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Were they the Nacho Cheese flavor?
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
They make his hands look bigger.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@KurpleKamley
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
This is funny because he'll probably never actually sign a bill in to law.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
He's playing witch hunt again!?
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
LOL totally how to be president
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Edward Buglefingers
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
This made me chortle.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Messy is as messy does...
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.