It's exactly the same temp as the floor though because.... THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!!
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Oh yeah, is lava hotter than inside of a Hotpocket?
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Nothing is hotter than calzone cheese you fools.
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Is lava hotter than a pizza that just came out of the oven? When you take a bite and it sticks to the roof of your mouth and burns it? HUH?
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The more you know...
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But not hotter than Totinos Pizza Rolls!
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I know now. Remember what Jack Handy said. "If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone."
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It really looks hot.
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as a chef of 10 years I can quantify that this is indeed true. Though party pies are roughly the same temperature
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I knew a girl named lava, wait it was Lana.
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It is also a distinct juvenile form many animals undergo before metamorphosis into adulthood.
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Oh em gee. That's hawt
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