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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jul 2017

    Only Adult Left In Trump Administration Named ‘Mad Dog’ http://trib.al/UqNsKQW pic.twitter.com/rDMIJL1Uej

    5:19 PM - 28 Jul 2017
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    65 replies 2,018 retweets 5,401 likes
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      2. Patrick Andres‏ @PAndres2001 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's not satire.

        5 replies 7 retweets 100 likes
      3. Tulsa 1921‏ @daenku32 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @PAndres2001 @TheOnion

        Shit got real.

        1 reply 0 retweets 39 likes
      4. Moderate Democrat‏ @ModerateDem_ 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @daenku32 @PAndres2001 @TheOnion

        You know you've found the comedy zenith when simple statements of fact can be this funny.

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. James Gemmill‏ @jamesgemmill 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Way too close to the bone, Onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
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      2. B 🎃R 🎃‏ @UnofficialBoro 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RepublicOfChuck

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      3. Workd Series Chuck‏ @RepublicOfChuck 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @UnofficialBoro @TheOnion

        2017 is a comedy from a distance

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. B 🎃R 🎃‏ @UnofficialBoro 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @RepublicOfChuck @TheOnion

        2017 is an HBO series where I'm not sure if I'll get nuked, unlawfully thrown in jail, or have a threesome in the next scene

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Workd Series Chuck‏ @RepublicOfChuck 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @UnofficialBoro @TheOnion

        Your more GRRM

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. B 🎃R 🎃‏ @UnofficialBoro 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @RepublicOfChuck @TheOnion

        Ya fair

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. B 🎃R 🎃‏ @UnofficialBoro 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @UnofficialBoro @RepublicOfChuck @TheOnion

        I've been thinking about GoT a lot lately

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Workd Series Chuck‏ @RepublicOfChuck 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @UnofficialBoro @TheOnion

        Still making my way through the first book. Really like that Ned guy.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      9. Workd Series Chuck‏ @RepublicOfChuck 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @RepublicOfChuck @TheOnion

        Also very cool that Bran is into climbing and also walking

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. HP‏ @IsidoresDragon 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reminds me of the time their headline was "Paul Ryan mentally adds the 8,288th time Republicans could've stopped this shit".

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. Dee‏ @DeeMazee 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's just news.

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      1. Jetberry‏ @Jetberry1 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PostimusMaximus

        It's funny because it's true 😩

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      1. Lulu the Calm  🎏‏ @LuluTheCalm 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kbeninato he's a very clever, very strategically smart, empathetic and kind man. I wish he could take over everything.

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      1. Ryan Walraven‏ @RyanWalraven 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Last Comedy Writer at The Onion Laid Off Due to Headlines Writing Themselves"

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      1. Ignoreland‏ @KoolaidUSA 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PergolaDavid

        No joke.

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      1. boa tarde meu democrata‏ @highflyinglebre 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that one is true

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      1. Eric Strong‏ @DrEricStrong 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @yonatanzunger I think you forgot the hashtag #NotTheOnion

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