That's not satire.
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Shit got real.
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You know you've found the comedy zenith when simple statements of fact can be this funny.
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Way too close to the bone, Onion.
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2017 is a comedy from a distance
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2017 is an HBO series where I'm not sure if I'll get nuked, unlawfully thrown in jail, or have a threesome in the next scene
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Your more GRRM
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Ya fair
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I've been thinking about GoT a lot lately
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Still making my way through the first book. Really like that Ned guy.
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Also very cool that Bran is into climbing and also walking
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Reminds me of the time their headline was "Paul Ryan mentally adds the 8,288th time Republicans could've stopped this shit".
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That's just news.
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It's funny because it's true
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@kbeninato he's a very clever, very strategically smart, empathetic and kind man. I wish he could take over everything.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"Last Comedy Writer at The Onion Laid Off Due to Headlines Writing Themselves"
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No joke.
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that one is true
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@yonatanzunger I think you forgot the hashtag#NotTheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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