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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jul 2017

    Priebus Grateful He Had So Little Dignity To Begin With http://trib.al/mBjdnCB pic.twitter.com/4ENVBEizaa

    4:38 PM - 28 Jul 2017
    • 1,859 Retweets
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    • Zack Daniels tonytonitone clifton Jeffrey Mathews Jon Tanners Stephen Yates Kristen Anne Kathy Ryan Craig Kos Kevin
    Reince Priebus
    60 replies 1,859 retweets 4,947 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. MrFutbol‏ @MrFutbol 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @joanwalsh @Reince

        HEARDEE JUST IN: @Reince45 to give to @maddow his notes on the days before firing @DAGYates and why WH Counsel McGahn never called her backpic.twitter.com/b2BarsBjYK

        2 replies 5 retweets 0 likes
      3. MrFutbol‏ @MrFutbol 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @MrFutbol @TheOnion and

        BREAKING NEWS: @CNN gets exclusive @Reince45 BING BADA BING "October Surprise" Birther Propagandist Trump scared Putin will release the TAPE

        1 reply 6 retweets 0 likes
      4. MrFutbol‏ @MrFutbol 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @MrFutbol @TheOnion and

        @NancyPelosi JUST IN BIRTHER PROPAGANDA TRUMP PRAVDA.. hits KremlinRussia_E w/new Sanctions Putin to release Magnitsky @RepRohrabacher tapespic.twitter.com/TSIB9Oiqlt

        5 replies 5 retweets 0 likes
      5. Prizrak Opery‏ @Prizrak_opery 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @MrFutbol @TheOnion and

        https://spark.adobe.com/page/Vyt2UIsgUdRqm/ …

        1 reply 2 retweets 0 likes
      6. MrFutbol‏ @MrFutbol 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Prizrak_opery @TheOnion and

        JUST IN An extremely credible source James Comey has testified under oath POTUS Trump @SenateGOP STILL COLLUDING WITH A FOREIGN GOVT 1/31pic.twitter.com/LtAGd4gzKO

        0 replies 3 retweets 0 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. Charlie Johnson‏ @CoffinCorner82 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SBStarbuck @Reince

        Continues to let the world know how truly ignorant he is...pic.twitter.com/Z1FDBqW1Ax

        0 replies 4 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Vilnis Schulz‏ @vilnisschulz 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Reince

        Never has the Onion been so dead serious and dead-balls accurate in a headline.

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Wil Fennell‏ @wilfennell 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Reince

        Lovely loving tribute to a true American zero. RIP, dirtbag...

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. New conversation
      2.  🕷 2 Y  🍌boat‏ @woodjt5 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Reince

        @Charleym_ okay, the Onion was funny this one time

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Charley Murdock‏ @Charleym_ 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @woodjt5 @TheOnion @Reince

        And s07e02 wasnt objectively bad (mostly)

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  🕷 2 Y  🍌boat‏ @woodjt5 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Charleym_ @TheOnion @Reince

        Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Charley Murdock‏ @Charleym_ 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @woodjt5 @TheOnion @Reince

        I feel awful, but that's separate.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Expat_Matt‏ @Expat_Matt 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Reince

        When did the Onion stop doing fake news?

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Autumn Remy‏ @RemyB_A 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Reince

        They fucking tagged him the savages

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      1. Renee‏ @RNA2021 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Reince

        I read he didn't sign a NDA. ?

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      2. Rene Sugar‏ @renesugar 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rene Sugar Retweeted Bruce Bartlett

        https://twitter.com/brucebartlett/status/891103754682068992 …

        Rene Sugar added,

        Bruce Bartlett @BruceBartlett
        Can't make this stuff up--Trump forced his chief of staff to chase flies in the Oval Office. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/07/28/trump-names-homeland-security-secretary-john-kelly-as-white-house-chief-of-staff-ousting-reince-priebus/ …
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      2. Jbirdy‏ @chicfire451 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Reince

        A large number of Republicans are ready to jump off his bandwagon. Trump was helpless on Russian sanctions. Pee tapes just around the corner

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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