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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jul 2017

    Annoyed Reince Priebus Forced To Wait In Line Behind Other Exiting White House Staffers http://trib.al/fujKTR3 pic.twitter.com/iu6DHr770I

    3:40 PM - 28 Jul 2017
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      2. TVMWResist‏ @FightBackStrong 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Careful trump. Reince knows things. bahahahahahaha

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. ReadersGroup‏ @StreathamComics 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @FightBackStrong @TheOnion

        An excellent point. I don't believe he was sacked for leaking. But now he's been sacked and with prejudice he may harbour ill feelings...(:

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      4. TVMWResist‏ @FightBackStrong 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @StreathamComics @TheOnion

        I'm thinking of all the times that trump didn't realize Reince was watching him.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5.  🍄BUFFY 🍄‏ @kathrynmichele2 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @FightBackStrong @StreathamComics @TheOnion

        Trump is no thinker at all, let alone a forward thinker. Obama is as a Chess player. Checkers would frustrate Trump.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      6.  🍄BUFFY 🍄‏ @kathrynmichele2 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @kathrynmichele2 @StreathamComics @TheOnion

        I'm not even trying to be snide. He would get pissed at the game &throw the pieces & say FAKE WIN. S.A.D.😕

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      1.  👻𝕽𝖚𝖌 𝕭𝖚𝖗𝖓 👻‏ @its_tyrian 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It must be a good time to be a writer for The Onion. There's certainly no lack of material...

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      2. TRUTH&JUSTICE‏ @OMETA16 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He'll be a guest on F&F within a couple weeks...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Angie Head‏ @_Angie_Head 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @OMETA16 @TheOnion

        I was hoping for dancing with the stars.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Beth  🇺🇸 🌊 #VoteThemOut‏ @BethR_27516 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @_Angie_Head @OMETA16 @TheOnion

        At this point they could make an entire season of dancing with the stars - "fired White House staff" edition

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Angie Head‏ @_Angie_Head 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BethR_27516 @OMETA16 @TheOnion

        They need Kellyanne or Sarah! 🤣💃🕺

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Beth  🇺🇸 🌊 #VoteThemOut‏ @BethR_27516 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @_Angie_Head @OMETA16 @TheOnion

        No. 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Angie Head‏ @_Angie_Head 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BethR_27516 @OMETA16 @TheOnion

        Since they now have Scaramucci, the ladies are safe... for now! 🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. James‏ @JamesR86 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How is that a mans real name? Sounds like a character from lord of the rings

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      1. G. Robert Shiplett‏ @rshifflet 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it'll all come out in the wash, but only after a few spin cycles ...

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You'd think they would open up an express lane

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      1. keith johnson‏ @keith_johnson 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Doug Stamper's ready to take his place

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      1. Jack wallace‏ @Greenman429 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reince says he wasn’t pushed, he jumped.pic.twitter.com/m7Vs30PuC4

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      1. SPMG Media‏ @SPMGMedia 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good for you @Reince45 . Get out of the circus...write that $$Billion book!

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      1. Dan Singer‏ @streamingdan82 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's funny 'cause it's true. What's not as funny: It's increasingly more difficult to distinguish between the Satire and the Reality.

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      1. Jeannie Beanie‏ @JeannieBeanie46 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reince, this is the best day of your life...a new beginning...write the revenge book ASAP!

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