i feel like the news has been so crazy lately that @TheOnion doesn't even have to spin it they can just report it and its just as crazy
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Totally waiting for him to say "Cash me outside, how bout dat?"
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Hey, I got one f'ya: How do ya scare a mucci? Get it? Badda-bing badda-boom!
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I imagine this is how he greets those staffers and officials whom he feels have good hair and make-up people. "Uncle Joey" taught him well.pic.twitter.com/o5fXVl41gY
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Brilliant
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Remember when The Onion was funny? Me neither.
#FridayFeeling#FlashbackFriday#FridayFailure@Scaramucci#MAGA#PERSISTENCEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Can he do the Fandango?
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First and foremost is his delusional obsession with the film 'Goodfellas'.
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But will he do the faahn-daahn-gooooo! Galieo! Galileo!!!
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Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me
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The onion has been out-onioned ..
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Small penis?
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Scaramuccia (aka Scaramouche): stock CLOWN character of Italian COMIC theatrical arts),often beaten by Harlequin for BOASTING and cowardice.
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Outstanding! Say it like an Australian and it's really funny.."eotstinding" lol
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He knows a thing or two about cocking a gun, self-sucking cock, cock fighting & communicationspic.twitter.com/rllrTgBzbg
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