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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jul 2017

    Kim Jong-Un's Wife Escapes North Korea In Long-Range Missile http://trib.al/li1z0un pic.twitter.com/OmI0kpjWSi

    9:32 AM - 28 Jul 2017
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    • 👻Tom 'A ghost gave Dan Aykroyd a BJ' Healy👻 Joy Liu harry booton valkyrie Joanna Becerra Alessandro🇧🇷Arrais GrandpaSpud cassie Jessica
    28 replies 451 retweets 1,548 likes
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      2. Tony Perkis‏ @lilchemtrails 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        follow up: missile accidentally lands in r kelly's backyard

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. your an moron 💊‏ @YourAnMoron 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JaredMChoate

        Fake news

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. angellique‏ @phunchurchgirl 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @YourAnMoron @TheOnion @JaredMChoate

        That's literally why it exists

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Baby Trump‏ @BabyTrumpz 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes! Great news! Thanks 4 reporting this! I will have Mike Pence debrief her ASAP! He does everything I tell him 2 do! Great man! Very good!

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      1. Frank Lee‏ @Franklee255B 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You have to have sympathy for the women who is married to someone even more insane than Trump.

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      1. Wizard of Dog‏ @WizardofDog 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The term "Wife" is actually Korean for "if you don't marry me and constantly smile, I'll eat your family"

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      1. Emma Winch‏ @EmmeWinch 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @cook_robert_l

        Did she marry him at gunpoint ????

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      1. Brian Fabiano‏ @bjfabiano 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        who wrote this one?! absolutely brilliant! thank you for making me laugh.

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      1. Justin Hanson‏ @hansonjw 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So not funny in a dark funny kind of way

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao 28 Jul 2017
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        @mchlspada4a @Spadafora1023

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      1. VOTE!‏ @Anthony78748 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dammit. I didn't notice this was from the Onion, nor did I read the whole headline and I actually thought she defected.

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      1. E.J. Guler‏ @Swingvoter44 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Quick, tell DJT! He'll actually believe it.

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      1. Bradley Gibson‏ @BGibs2 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Landing in Alaska; she has claimed refugee status with a band of hungry Eskimos.

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      1. Bert Smith‏ @hiiuyankee 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @strobetalbott

        😆😆😆

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      1. East Coast Alert  🌐‏ @EastCoastAlert 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TonyPerkinsFOX5 Mountain Dew burning my nose 😂

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      2. Erytheia‏ @rommtwitt 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Nathanael

        Esto es coña. No?

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      4. Erytheia‏ @rommtwitt 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Nathanael @TheOnion

        Ok. Me estaba partiendo de risa solo imaginándolo.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Tisa Farrow‏ @tfboxcar 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, my! Hahaha! Too funny.

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