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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jul 2017

      Onion Fact Checks: Anthony Scaramucci’s ‘New Yorker’ Interview http://trib.al/0jBQxMc pic.twitter.com/YKWImE2hWp

      Anthony Scaramucci
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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jul 2017
      Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

      “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.” Our fact checkers have confirmed this statement as true. http://trib.al/0jBQxMc pic.twitter.com/lai8bdrAho

      4:59 PM - 27 Jul 2017
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      Anthony Scaramucci
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        2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

          Onion Fact Checks: Anthony Scaramucci’s ‘New Yorker’ Interview http://trib.al/0jBQxMc pic.twitter.com/w4lzH2ROtK

          Anthony Scaramucci
          2 replies 106 retweets 312 likes
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        1. (((Howard Forman)))‏Verified account @thehowie 27 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

          Thank you for being good decent journalists that can back their claims up w/ facts, rather than #FakeNews. I am confident in your reporting!

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        2. TRUTH&JUSTICE‏ @OMETA16 28 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @RevDrDrPhill @Scaramucci

          Proving-even WH Comm. Dir. billionaires use potty mouth code to adjust their pecking order in a T regime. Next week he'll be Chief of Staff.

          1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
        3. Suki‏ @suekhi 28 Jul 2017
          Replying to @OMETA16 @TheOnion and

          Trump is probably wondering; Why all the uproar? "mooch" was great!

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. Robin Messing‏ @RobinSMessing 27 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

          That was both brilliant and perfect. Satire is hard when the material you are working with is so over-the-top already.

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        2. d dask  🇬🇷 🇺🇸‏ @DocD19 27 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

          I think he meant auto- fellatio : he's a Harvard guy after all

          1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
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        1. Criswell The Psychic Weatherman‏ @djcriswell265 27 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Tweetmare @Scaramucci

          He really did say that!http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon …

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        1. Bob Ballentine‏ @BorderBob 27 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

          It must be very disturbing when real life out onions @TheOnion

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        1. Salt & Pepper‏ @MrErikJ 27 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

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        2. jimanderson‏ @arealreply 27 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Amendment: @Scaramucci TRIED to suck own cock BUT CAME UP SHORT

          1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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        2. ruben rosario‏ @FRoggyblues1000 27 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @vancouverboomer @Scaramucci

          Mooch added I tried and could not reach my Penis and My Penis is not available for comment.pic.twitter.com/3qfBkz9pqj

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        1. T‏ @Theresa10561139 28 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Lawrence @Scaramucci

          Ohh my.....

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        1. Ryan Janus‏ @RyanCJanus 28 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

          If true...pic.twitter.com/mnTQJALTIP

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        1. Everlasting‏ @wbgo883 27 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

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