“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.” Our fact checkers have confirmed this statement as true. http://trib.al/0jBQxMc pic.twitter.com/lai8bdrAho
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“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.” Our fact checkers have confirmed this statement as true. http://trib.al/0jBQxMc pic.twitter.com/lai8bdrAho
Onion Fact Checks: Anthony Scaramucci’s ‘New Yorker’ Interview http://trib.al/0jBQxMc pic.twitter.com/w4lzH2ROtK
“This is a major catastrophe for the American country.” TRUE: This is the most accurate statement yet made by an administration official.
"If you or someone you love is abusing cocaine..."
The fact that I fell for the line from Casino is deeply troubling
The Onion and reality DO finally collide.
TRUE: If you or someone you love is currently abusing cocaine please call this toll-free addiction hotline: http://1-888-988-7934.LOL
This was a delightful read. You truly are a beacon of light in these dark, troubled times.
You know things are going mad on Earth when The Onion's doing reports on stories that *actually* happened yet still sound fake and hilarious
This is peak internet
When he lies or says something he doesn't believe he leans up onto his toes. Perfect tell.
and bingo 


I had a Drill Sargent tell me that profanity was the sign of a limited vocabulary and a weak mind. So true.
Your days are numbered. Because nothing beats real news these days.
This might be the greatest Onion piece ever created.
Thanks @TheOnion that's hysterical.
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