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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jul 2017

    Onion Fact Checks: Anthony Scaramucci’s ‘New Yorker’ Interview http://trib.al/0jBQxMc pic.twitter.com/YKWImE2hWp

    4:51 PM - 27 Jul 2017
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    Anthony Scaramucci
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.” Our fact checkers have confirmed this statement as true. http://trib.al/0jBQxMc pic.twitter.com/lai8bdrAho

        Anthony Scaramucci
        107 replies 968 retweets 2,445 likes
      3. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        Onion Fact Checks: Anthony Scaramucci’s ‘New Yorker’ Interview http://trib.al/0jBQxMc pic.twitter.com/w4lzH2ROtK

        Anthony Scaramucci
        2 replies 106 retweets 312 likes
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      1. CC Love, PhD‏ @cclovephd 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        pic.twitter.com/DIks2CXhmJ

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      1. The Occasional Atheist in a Bikini‏ @occasionatheist 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        “This is a major catastrophe for the American country.” TRUE: This is the most accurate statement yet made by an administration official.

        0 replies 2 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Nationwide‏ @NationwideBlog 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        "If you or someone you love is abusing cocaine..."

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      1. Ruthless Sports Guy‏ @Ruthless_SG 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BASportsGuy @Scaramucci

        The fact that I fell for the line from Casino is deeply troubling

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. ladydi80‏ @ladydi1980 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @nahaltoosi @Scaramucci

        The Onion and reality DO finally collide.

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      1. Streetlight Effect‏ @Streetlight_Pod 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        TRUE: If you or someone you love is currently abusing cocaine please call this toll-free addiction hotline: http://1-888-988-7934.LOL 

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      1. The Humungus‏ @Ricardo_Gozinya 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        This was a delightful read. You truly are a beacon of light in these dark, troubled times.

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      1. Scary Pryce‏ @MWPryce 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        You know things are going mad on Earth when The Onion's doing reports on stories that *actually* happened yet still sound fake and hilarious

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      1. chris minotti‏ @cminotts 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        This is peak internet

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. D‏ @DMuddification 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        When he lies or says something he doesn't believe he leans up onto his toes. Perfect tell.

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      2. Jane‏ @janieloves6 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        @lacuchina

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      3. Antipodes Annie  🐑 🇳🇿‏ @lacuchina 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @janieloves6 @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        and bingo 😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Jim Sanders‏ @JimSandersinOKC 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        I had a Drill Sargent tell me that profanity was the sign of a limited vocabulary and a weak mind. So true.

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      1. Izzice‏ @IzzIce_ 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @markberman @Scaramucci

        pic.twitter.com/hWPMdUf5SP

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      1. B L L‏ @BLL1060 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        Your days are numbered. Because nothing beats real news these days.

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      1. Smoffice‏ @NicCageorDie 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        This might be the greatest Onion piece ever created.

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      1. Perseus‏ @AndromedaNGC 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Scaramucci

        Thanks @TheOnion that's hysterical.

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