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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jul 2017

      Trump Administration Worried President Burning Through Minority Scapegoats At Unsustainable Rate http://trib.al/dnoWE4b pic.twitter.com/AkNGMqrGh2

      65 replies 4,575 retweets 7,991 likes
      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jul 2017

      "I was hoping we’d be able to keep the transgender community in our back pockets for at least another year." http://trib.al/xUL9bf5 pic.twitter.com/7ruDttVuqm

      3:04 PM - 26 Jul 2017
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      • jamie 🎃 Michael McDonnell Carina Piccinini Breemuda Marco Perduca հվϲցɑղ William Gosnell Aidan Curran Jenna
      Reince Priebus
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        1. Christian  🇬🇧 🇪🇺 #FBPE #ABTV #WATON‏ @Chris_B_OneLife 27 Jul 2017
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          pic.twitter.com/vGxyvWd9r5

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        1. Zaroc  🌹‏ @UndeadZaroc 26 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Conruthhoward @Reince

          I love the onion so much. ❤️

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        1. Flake News‏ @TheFlakeNews 26 Jul 2017
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          Voter Fraud Commission Finds No Voter Fraud, Issues Apologies To Willie Fisterbottom, Betty Phukzer & Tara Scrodum https://www.theflakenews.com/single-post/2017/07/26/Exclusive-Trump%E2%80%99s-Voter-Fraud-Commission-Finds-No-Evidence-of-Voter-Fraud-Issues-Apologies-To-Willie-Fisterbottom-Betty-Phukzer-and-Tara-Scrodum …

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        1.  🕷Kim Appreciation Account 🕷‏ @xavthedragon 27 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Nice_Igloo @Reince

          I love how real the onion is getting like holy hell

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        1. artemis #FBPE‏ @artemis0801 27 Jul 2017
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          Sounds like the Tories with Brexit. And everything else they stand for.

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        1. icenine1971‏ @icenine1971 26 Jul 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @Reince

          God bless the Onion. Truth.

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        1. christy brown‏ @rbcb199 27 Jul 2017
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          Anything to divert attention from their Russia problem

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        1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 26 Jul 2017
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          A Reince Priebus sounds like a car sold to Homer Simpson. Wrecked, beyond repair b/there's memories there, God bless memories...oooom donuts

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        1. Satnsfrnd‏ @Satnsfrnd 26 Jul 2017
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          Fixing all the monumental mistakes obama made will take a good decade. Work it Mr #TRUMP #haha #joker #nyc #usa #fail #POS 💩 #potus44

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        1. John Kennedy‏ @Jedika 26 Jul 2017
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          He still has rangas and left handers to attack.

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        1. Lyle Lee Bell‏ @Lylebell54 26 Jul 2017
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          Don't like the #NationalVillageIdiot 😡

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        1. John Kennedy‏ @Jedika 26 Jul 2017
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          Haha perfect!

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        1. Check voting status: vote.org; Nov 6 VOTE!‏ @2017_itstime 26 Jul 2017
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          I thought this was a @jeffsessions quote. My bad.

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