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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jul 2017

    Delicate Little Man Kept Awake All Night By Having Coffee After Four O’Clock http://trib.al/njidWAp pic.twitter.com/e5T7vA9VdY

    12:17 AM - 26 Jul 2017
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    23 replies 383 retweets 1,654 likes
      1. Laurentiu Badea‏ @LaurBadea 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop telling my life stories to the entire internet, @TheOnion!

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      1. Blake Koetsier‏ @Albern__ 26 Jul 2017
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        I feel personally attacked by this post

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      2. HSPP‏ @heavysetpawpaws 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DaveGrave89 you and me! Delicate little men!

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      3. David Gravely‏ @DaveGrave89 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @heavysetpawpaws @TheOnion

        Hahaha love it

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      1. Edd Dracott‏ @EddDracott 26 Jul 2017
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        Told you this shit is real @hannahmcarre

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      1. Scary Mercer‏ @gerrymercer 26 Jul 2017
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        First person I thought of: @adamcarolla . #GuyICantHangOutWith

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      1. AB‏ @AndrossR33 26 Jul 2017
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        Drank coffee at 6pm. It's now after 3am and I'm still awake...

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      1. tink  ⚜‏ @v_sizzle 26 Jul 2017
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        @CallMeDrRage

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 26 Jul 2017
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        🙄🙄😒😒😳😳😅😅😅😅😅😅THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!!! @derSee_le @HH_Rick

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      1. Patrizia Bartolozzi‏ @ilcrocione 26 Jul 2017
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        Me, too.

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      1. Autumn Danielle‏ @xautumndanielle 26 Jul 2017
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        @Josh_Daniel90

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      1. Mary Whiteside‏ @MaryMeiLi 26 Jul 2017
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        Try noon

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      2. Barry Pitman‏ @barrypitman 26 Jul 2017
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        @MikeOwenQuinn :)

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      3. Michael‏ @MOQuinn44 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @barrypitman @TheOnion

        And it was decaf 😶

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      1. Inheuman Neumann‏ @Jobhihai 26 Jul 2017
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        How are you reporting on things that happen to me that no one sees? Amazing journalistic access.

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      1. John Branson‏ @JohnBranson17 26 Jul 2017
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        Wait, that's me

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      1. Carrie Reink‏ @carriereink 26 Jul 2017
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        @CarlyAndres1

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      1. Eddie freeze‏ @freeze_eddie 26 Jul 2017
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        That's me right now

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      1. mrn‏ @mressnathans 26 Jul 2017
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        Hahaha just heard this again on @KFCradio @KFCBarstool @BrendanClancy

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      2. Rachael Wildrose‏ @RachaelWildrose 26 Jul 2017
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        @AdyRandom

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      3. Ady Random‏ @AdyRandom 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @RachaelWildrose @TheOnion

        ha ha....my doc said coffee is bad for you after 1pm.....tell that to the starbuck guzzlers 🙂

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