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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jul 2017

    Alien Still Hasn't Gotten Around To Listening To Whole Voyager Golden Record http://trib.al/HAj9dVi pic.twitter.com/dKelCMx56X

    4:30 PM - 25 Jul 2017
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      2. 真ヤマタノオロチ‏ @the8o8 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you play the records backwards it says "Send Nudes!"

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. ParvulusEcclesiastes‏ @MidgetPope 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @the8o8 @TheOnion

        They did:pic.twitter.com/Q7ptYfOYGX

        2 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
      4. 真ヤマタノオロチ‏ @the8o8 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @MidgetPope @TheOnion

        That backmasked message was intended for the space aliens.pic.twitter.com/2bcDPBgEej

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. 真ヤマタノオロチ‏ @the8o8 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @the8o8 @MidgetPope @TheOnion

        I didn't realize we sent Voyager to Earth?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. 真ヤマタノオロチ‏ @the8o8 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @the8o8 @MidgetPope @TheOnion

        Fun Fact: That record on Voyager 1 is over 38 Light Hours away from Earth.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      7. ParvulusEcclesiastes‏ @MidgetPope 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @the8o8 @TheOnion

        I believe that there is a group of amateur radio astronomers who are attempting a hodge-podge of group efforts to listen in on the Voyagers.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Brian McCarthy‏ @BmackJazz 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NASA wasn't on their list of trusted publicists, so it's still in the "general submissions" pile...

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      2. Eric H‏ @TesseractUnfold 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        -- UPDATE: Alien Now Pissed that B-Side Ruined its Needle.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Nok‏ @NokNoakes 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TesseractUnfold @TheOnion

        UPDATE 2: Voyager still struggling to come up with that difficult 2nd album.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Eric H‏ @TesseractUnfold 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NokNoakes @TheOnion

        -- Interstellar probes are renown for their crippling sophomore slumps.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Nok‏ @NokNoakes 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TesseractUnfold @TheOnion

        I had to do a search for "sophomore slump." I'd never heard of it before. This clarified things for me.pic.twitter.com/vAHkMqOsR3

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Eric H‏ @TesseractUnfold 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NokNoakes @TheOnion

        -- Glad to broaden your lexicon to New Horizons! ^^d

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      7. Nok‏ @NokNoakes 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TesseractUnfold @TheOnion

        American school terminology doesn't have much relevance to my life in the UK. New Horizons is far more interesting.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Eric H‏ @TesseractUnfold 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NokNoakes @TheOnion

        -- It arrived at Pluto shortly before my birthday in 2015. ^^d And I can't think of a UK equivalent... Foreign idioms can be fun, though!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Nok‏ @NokNoakes 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TesseractUnfold @TheOnion

        As Oscar Wilde said: "We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language".

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      10. End of conversation
      1. Norm Says Vote Nov 6th‏ @NormDGuerreIndy 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RogueNASA "the B-side was a little weak"

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      1. Christian Dabnor‏ @dabnorfish 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Prefers the earlier stuff

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      1. Former Cabbie‏ @ImACabbieNow 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Send more Chuck Berry"

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      2. Chiarellis Cafe‏ @ChiarellisCafe 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @sunlorrie

        They keep replaying Chuck Berry

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      3. Jay Hudson‏ @Jwish30 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ChiarellisCafe @TheOnion @sunlorrie

        yep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FboXO1FtbvE …

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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