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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jul 2017

      Senator Struggling To Weigh Interests Of Entire Constituency Against Nothing http://trib.al/guHOhiU pic.twitter.com/c1DgYUW59h

      Shelley Moore Capito
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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jul 2017
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      Sen. Capito was reportedly struggling to weigh the interests of her entire constituency against absolutely nothing. http://trib.al/tj9mDSj pic.twitter.com/aY1c5JAsq6

      12:38 PM - 25 Jul 2017
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        1. Napoleon Marsupial‏ @Other_Marsupial 25 Jul 2017
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          And ultimately, she sided with Nothing. Nice work, Senator.

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        1. Stephen McCluskey‏ @SteveMcCluskey 25 Jul 2017
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          Never expected @TheOnion to nail @SenCapito so well.

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        1. glad2bn808!‏ @deeptissue808 25 Jul 2017
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          And she sided with no one. These people just needed to show they could do something:nothing. #WeRTruePatriots

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        1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 25 Jul 2017
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          It's a toughie...

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        1. Brandon Gambucci‏ @Gambleucheese 25 Jul 2017
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          @Rhino184 @nonelikebailey

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        1.  🎼AdagioForStrings 🎻‏ @adagioforstring 26 Jul 2017
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          actually @GOP won House & Senate & White House promising to #RepealObamacare #RepealUnaffordableCareAct

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        1. Ken Redler‏ @redler 25 Jul 2017
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          …while on the other, you have nothing except my weakness.

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        1. KRR‏ @ItHad2BYou 25 Jul 2017
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          TRUTH!

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        1. jana goldman‏ @PressHereJG 25 Jul 2017
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          The Boy Scouts got to her

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