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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jul 2017

    Senator Struggling To Weigh Interests Of Entire Constituency Against Nothing http://trib.al/guHOhiU pic.twitter.com/c1DgYUW59h

    11:47 AM - 25 Jul 2017
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    Shelley Moore Capito
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        Sen. Capito was reportedly struggling to weigh the interests of her entire constituency against absolutely nothing. http://trib.al/tj9mDSj pic.twitter.com/aY1c5JAsq6

        11 replies 715 retweets 1,232 likes
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      1. Colin Baillio‏ @colinb1123 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        The actual #FakeNews is getting real

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      1. Nicolás Macri‏ @RealNicoForReal 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        The Onion always gets it right. Senator Capito, it's a shame you made today's decision.

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      1. Alanna R.‏ @alanna_r_ 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jonfavs @SenCapito

        In which The Onion becomes an actual news organization.

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      1. Sue M.  🏳️‍🌈‏ @ccsaintdawg 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        Bought and paid for #megalomaniacs

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        People have struggled with the concept of Nothing ever since it was discovered.

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      1. Crayoh‏ @crayoh 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        Hey, those lobbyists paid a lot for that *nothing*

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      1. SjT‏ @sjtruog 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        When the satirical Onion describes @JeffFlake and @SenJohnMcCain and their cowardly votes today, you know how far we've fallen. #SaveACA

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Tyler Dinucci‏ @TylerDinucci 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        well shit

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      1. Benjamin S.‏ @Ben_in_Miami 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        Not even satire.

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      1. Jeremy Young‏ @jeremyoungmoney 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        This was savage

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      1. Morgan‏ @mldimal 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        If @SenCapito was representing Utah or Wyoming, I can even understand her vote, but she's from WV where people direly need ACA (govt asst)

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      1. Jim Shepherd‏ @zathraslives 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        I'm sure there's some financial consideration at play here.

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      1. Colin Baillio‏ @colinb1123 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        Too real

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      1. Paula Lentini‏ @palentini 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        And she's probably going to vote against her constituents

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      1. Anna Karenina‏ @AnnaKareninaXX 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        "I didn't come here to hurt people. But darn it, it looks so FUN."

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      1. Boggsy‏ @dmboggs74 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        @KidRock already in the Senate.. ? He looks like shit.

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      1. Michael Jacobs‏ @mikalvision 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenCapito

        And nothing won! Yay nothing!

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