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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jul 2017

    A Look At SeaWorld’s Legacy: From Shamu To Forcibly Euthanizing Shamu http://trib.al/Op9deVM pic.twitter.com/xg7NlYmSqv

    10:38 AM - 25 Jul 2017
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      1. Chloe the Cat‏ @ThatChloeCat 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion's absolute disdain for @SeaWorld has always given me such joy.

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      1. Just Alex‏ @Alex_LandShark 25 Jul 2017
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        When it's a little too close to reality....

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      1. Kelly Christine‏ @starstrikesback 25 Jul 2017
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        I can't with this.

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      1. Pamela Anderson‏ @nbabenchwarmer 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @peta

        Horrible treatment of these amazing animals.

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      1. MC‏ @thezeitgeber 25 Jul 2017
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        That about sums up their treatment of these great animals.

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      1. Carrie D‏ @CarriefromCali 25 Jul 2017
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        Omg! The fish store bags!! Dying!!

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      1. Michael Wright‏ @Michael04587088 25 Jul 2017
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        Why would whales be in a bag ? Inhumane

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      1. Jim W‏ @jimgobills 25 Jul 2017
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        Always float them a Full 15 minutes before letting them go haha

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      1. Chris‏ @CjyorkChris 25 Jul 2017
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        @likearituaI

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      1. mark thompson‏ @MarkTLive 25 Jul 2017
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        Right on

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      1. Mr.Gardener‏ @ThornRGardener 25 Jul 2017
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        @peta isn't this horrible?!

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      1. Kristy Mode  🤩‏ @Glassflippers 25 Jul 2017
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        Who thought this was a good idea?

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      1. Mike‏ @thebucko81 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @peta

        How many of you actually think The Onion is real? Lmao. Y'all are funny.

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      1. Richard Poole‏ @richardpoole1 26 Jul 2017
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        Wait.. do people think this is a real photo?! haha #IveSeenBlackfishSoIKnowBetter

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      1. Brandon Ramirez‏ @grappler1118 26 Jul 2017
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        Peta thinkin this is real smh

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      1. Dylan Ej Wasnie‏ @DylanEJwasnie 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @peta

        @peta how the fuck else do they transport them ?

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      1. joey‏ @nickisinches 25 Jul 2017
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        Boycott Seaworld

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      1. SyarKanta‏ @SyarKanta 25 Jul 2017
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        Big fishy bag!

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