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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Jul 2017

    Kushner: ‘I Did Not Collude, But I Pretty Much Have To Say That, Right?’ http://trib.al/hQwI1o2 pic.twitter.com/mgS7ZxtBaq

    11:04 AM - 24 Jul 2017
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    Jared Kushner
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      1. Mr. Kitzel‏ @MisterKitzel 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jaredkushner

        Jared Kushner: "No colluding. Now, please take one of my business cards. The color is bone & the lettering is something called Silian Rail."

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      1. Ms. Black‏ @FranklinDee75 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jaredkushner

        Madame Tussauds has zero work cut out for them where this guy is concerned.

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      1. PeteGlidewell‏ @PGlidewell 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jaredkushner

        Jared Kushner has some land in Florida he'd like to sell you!

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      1. Fabian Crusoe‏ @FabianCrusoe1 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Glinner @jaredkushner

        Kushner looks like a disused synthetic human. Except his moral compass is too far off

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      1. Elliott Vanskike‏ @twonnet 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jaredkushner

        I did not collude. But I *do* moisturize

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      1. Chris Seavor  💩 🐿‏ @conkerhimself 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Glinner @jaredkushner

        He has a different persons left side to his face than the right.

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      2. Brian M‏ @Barry_Feinstein 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @KillerTruthCell @TheOnion @jaredkushner

        Nah it's funny.

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      4. Brian M‏ @Barry_Feinstein 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @KillerTruthCell @TheOnion @jaredkushner

        Wow. You're so much smarter than me. Congrats on that. Don't mind me. I'll be watching CNN all day while gazing at beautiful chem trails.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Pamela‏ @nursiegal75 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jaredkushner

        pic.twitter.com/q7Ps3NMGKp

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      1. Flake News‏ @TheFlakeNews 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jaredkushner

        Russia Clears Trump Jr. To Adopt Little Cute 9-Year-Old, 'Definitely Not A Short Hacker' https://www.theflakenews.com/single-post/2017/07/23/Russia-Clears-Trump-Jr-To-Adopt-Little-Cute-9-Year-Old-Definitely-Not-A-Short-Hacker …

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      1. Higher Love‏ @bardblackthorn 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jaredkushner

        he looks like a young version of Bill Nigh vampire character from Underworld

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jaredkushner

        Or as someone else once said . . . I Did Not Collude with That Woman errrrr . . . . man.

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      1. Thnk‏ @ThouArtAlive 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jaredkushner

        doesn't he look like psychopathic serial killers?pic.twitter.com/xWq9W7aFCs

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      1. SteveBrant‏ @SteveBrant 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @doodlewhale @jaredkushner

        Yup... unless Wonder Woman was interviewing him! #LassoOfTruth @PattyJenkspic.twitter.com/df6UBzqzK9

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      1. Eric Vickers‏ @EricEVickers 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jaredkushner

        Uh oh, an end is nigh Nixon overtone: I am "not a crook."

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      1. Mech0T1‏ @Mech0T1 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jaredkushner

        Use his proper title - Lt. Cmdr. Kushner

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